Tempting. Let me finish this shadow Lord business real quick and I’m joining. Will bring barrels of ale from the shadowlands.
Could we just murder every single alliance soldier, citizen and farmer and let only horde exist?
Nah, afraid not, otherwise all the troggs we keep killing would’ve made a dent by now.
But if you want some pointers on how to make your blight so nasty that even the Bronze Flight can’t get the affected area to a livable state, let me know!
Like how you meant to struggle against Malfurion?
I’ll bring the binary brew! And somebody tell the Goblins that binary doesn’t work like that! We’ll settle on 1 programming language!
If the Alliance joins the Horde, then sure! You can murder all the Alliance who exist because it wont’!
Let’s not
But let’s, though!
I’d just like to shank Baine, is all.
They’re great, aren’t they? I wonder what Gelbin’s invention combined with Gazlowe’s construction could do!
I mean you can try, but the last Tauren guy Horde Rogues repeatedly shivved wound up killing Nazgrim!
Anduin can join the council…as a bartender getting the rest of the council delicious beverages while they discuss ruling the Horde.
It’s what he was made to do! We’ll need a new Human councilor, Jaina’s already representing Kul Tiras. How about Shaw? Shaw work?
He would not be allowed to speak. He would have to submit his thoughts to the suggestion box that is emptied into the dumpster after each meeting.
Trollbane then? Come on, work with me here!
You want a guy named Trollbane in a room filled with trolls. Smart.
Come now, we all have our skeletons in the closet, shrunken troll heads, and ashes off the coast of Darkshore! It’ll be fine!
Alliance druids are biggest griefers in this game LOL
No thanks. I wont be able to slaughter those nasty horde like they did to so many innocent people in SW.
You forget. Our closet skeletons can tell you exactly who did it.
Not if they’ve ressed at the spirit healer they can’t!
But they won’t be able to do it again! And you know they’re just going to do so otherwise, this is perfect!
And now they’ll be on YOUR SIDE! Think of the potential!
Everyone, let’s surround this Orc and hug him.
I has a Brewfest Tabard, so I already have the faction’s tabard. What kind of ale do you need?
I dare you too, my abundance of spikes will poke you all to a glorious death! Lok’tar Ogar!