Horde is Superior in Every Aspect, Change my mind

That maybe true. I wasn’t much for the forums back then. But I remember reading quite few articles about how paladins made raiding easier and most end game raiders felt it was an unfair advantage for the Alliance. But I can also remember having conversations on how neither side really wanted to share the classes, as it gave each faction their own unique experiences/identity.

Everyone but their women have scoliosis. They can’t even stand upright, an ape can do it better. Why bother with a tabard when you can’t see it under their hunch? The Alliance bowed them and they didn’t recover. The only thing they need to complete the “look” is holding a funnel to their ear.

That’s what gives the horde is strength. We call it the Horde POWER CURVE.

Everyday we haunch more and more to bear the weight of the alliance cry babies.

Goblin ingenuity is available to anyone with the gold to purchase it.

I GOT WHAT YOU NEED!

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Leveling wise ghost wolf and astral recall are huge QoL improvements (and astral recall just in general because 1 hour hearth CDs). I really like having grounding totem as well, it’s been pretty useful in some of the 5 mans in beta.

In the long run things like mana efficiency and the ability to AoE tank at 60 would probably make me prefer Paladin in smaller scale PvE. In PvP shaman have an enormous PvP-centric toolkit though. 5-6 second CD interrupt + grounding totem + tremor totem + multiple snares + WF totem for warriors + offensive dispel.

For most people it probably isn’t even much of a choice if most of your friends want to be one or the other. I was thinking of trying Alliance in classic because I was mostly Horde in retail, but I may end up being Horde again if people I want to play with want to be Horde.

Here we have it. All necessary skills to make the alliance cry for their moms. BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM THE ShaMAN!

Side note Earth shock is also 1 of 2? range interrupts in the game, and doesn’t require a talent point to get.

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My Shaman got her hunch from carrying teams through battlegrounds. :cow::zap:

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Goblins make stuff cheap and most likely re invent what is already available with cheap stolen blueprints

Since I’ll be playing a Rogue and be pvp focused in Classic, I won’t have to deal with the frustrations of stun resist racial from Orc since Orcs are my pals and I’ll be the one using WOTF on them pesky locks/spriests/warriors.

This alone is priceless!

FOR THE HORDE!

May the winds guide you my brother.

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Three I think? ES, counterspell and spell lock if a warlock has a felhunter out. CS and spell lock are both 30 second cooldowns with longer lockouts.

There’s 4
Shadow priest silence talent as well… I forgot

Ok so Horde have access to the best range int in the game.

Hey, I really enjoyed your arguments and perspective on the topic. I was curious about where you are gathering your information on the WoW Classic theory crafting community? I would really love to read up and discuss Classic theory crafting. Could you point me in the right direction?

Cheers.

We are the horde. All will love us. Now if you don’t mind i am going to go back to staring lonely at myself in a mirror.

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Sexy purple big bitty elf’s, dwarfs that are dummy thicc and can booty clap to cause more damage then deathwing, alliance is for total chads.

THE STREAMERS HAVE MADE THEIR CHOICE.

Our Streamer GODS have dictated this answer for us. Our Lords, Judges Rulers, Owners, and Saviors has decided on a debate stream that in fact horde is better

Everyone Behold Proof that Horde is vastly superior

Horde have a harder time leveling. And since the eastern kingdom was made first their quests are more refined. I like horde and alliance. Its just pre cata I prefer horde, then after cata I am all about alliance.

Joana’s leveling Hunter guide set the standard for speed lvling back in the day.

She or He played a troll.

:no_mouth: i will take this thread as serious as that grammar. which is pretty much zero.

Good everything here is a hyperbolic statement with no factual information. If you read what I posted up top in the edit you would know this is all for fun.

Thanks for ruining it
Grammar N