( walks over and kicks your dog)…Were you saying something…?
I revoke your Elf card. You’re just gonna be Blood now…
You are still my sister, you’re just going through a phase.
Ugh. Tell mom I’m never coming back. I’m with my real family now.
You mean like how you did To the Amani and Gurubashi territory?
Or the Alliance Purge Squads in Vol’Dun?
The Alliance is responsible for like half of the races on the Horde being in the Horde.
Horde have no souls? That must be why nightborne don’t turn into wisps :o
horde people have souls.
I guess most of them at least.
maybe some of them are evil but some alliance people are evil too, or at least members of the races of the alliance.
I got soul.
And I’m super bad.
Just because we’re bad guys doesn’t mean we’re bad…guys. We go to Bad Anon every week! Well, when we’re not burning down huge trees that is. Work comes first.
As a ginger IRL, I already have no soul. Only fitting that I play Horde.
Look at what you did. You made the Night Elves pissed at us Alliance Folk. I hope you feel proud of destruction and chaos you guys made. I hope that Wood was enough for you until you realize you just made more Deserts than Jungles and Forests.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
but … but my wife is an orc :’(
Have you been brainwashed? Its nothing but Illusions. Do what must be done. Get out of the Horde now or you’ll be dead!
Ah, it’s true. That’s why I main horde.
Have some blight.
No. Now I have second Thoughts about joining you guys.
Now I have respect for Blueberry Elves now. That is Void Elves.
It was purely for survival purposes I swear! Darkshore is colder than you think! Even all the fires we set couldn’t warm our troops. Something had to be done or we would have surely died. It was us or them.
Says the faction that murdered innocent foxies!
You Alliance should be ashamed of yourselves!
…
Watch alarm goes off
Oh, would you look at that! Its time for me to blight Lakeshire already?
Welp! gotta go! Leaves thread
Looks at Ashenvale.
Colder than you think hahh?
…
No.
I mean, yes. Very cold indeed.