I’ve always laughed at the idea that Blizzard is the programmer spouse in the following joke:
Someone sends their programmer spouse to the store because they want a loaf of bread. On the way out, they says, “and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer spouse returns with twelve loaves of bread, and goes “they had eggs!”
Technically, we get what we ask for. It’s just very obviously not what we were wanting 