If you’re looking for a long string of elf puns, Santa Claus: The Movie is your kind of movie. Full of 80s-ness. Dudley Moore teaches us in the movie that “Heaven helps those who help their elf.”
So it’s elf-explanatory that in order to defeat the Jailer, it’s up to us Elves to put together a giant to-do list for everyone else.
A hammock and a cool carbonated beverage for each elf would be a good start. That’ll definitely put the Jailer in his place.
It’s too bad Danny broke it off with Matty G before he worked on Disenchantment so I could make some great Elfo puns.
Please, help your-elf.
The oppressor of generations of elves! The gentle elf worker will be free! They have nothing to lose but their chains!
I invite you to watch the Nostalgia Critic’s take on that movie. Hi-Larious.
I am Bevor, not Larious.
That would, however, make a great name for a Steward.
I move that Blizzard allows those of the Kyrian Covenant to name their stewards.
I’m sorry, hoo?
Hoo wouldn’t be sorry not to name their Steward Larious? The greeting would be the highlight of every summon.
“Just walking into town, without a care in the world, despite my sub-century life expectancy!”
-you probably
Even after the Burning of Teldrassil.
The female Kaldorei is still abundant and is still attractive more than ever.
… Maybe they’re using magnets?
Hello there!!!
" Ishnu dal dieb."
Hi, good morning!
Are you talking about Prince Philip?
Night elves? More like country elves! They live in trees, sleep in dens… sometimes even grow antlers. They’re not cut out for life in a REAL city.
Throm’ka, fellow elves!
No, I’m talking about the Dragon Prince. Rayla, an elf in human lands, is trying not to get killed, so she disguises herself as a human. She makes some pretty funny wise cracks when she did this in the first season, but second season’s Human Rayla just dunked on Americans.
https://www.netflix.com/title/80212245
Hello Bevor.
Hello I am an elf, good day to you.
Good one.
Living a city though is… idk how I say it. A lot less peaceful though.
I’m so very happy that the title was exactly what I was hoping for! Waves frantically