Good rdps…we have enough scrubs thnx ./hard stare at mal and ejayz 
Come join our insane fam, if you are equally insane, fun loving and laid back you wont regret it…maybe 
LFM raiders - especially 'lookin for them pewpew types these days! Hit us up!
LFM of everything, casuals, raiders, altaholics, voodoo priests, canon fodder … add one of us on btag and lets chat!
You’ll come for the fun, and stay for the lock rocks! 
Careful of the mages…they feed you too many cakes and then will stick you in the oven…(Hansel & Gretel style)
LFM
Looking for some Raiders to fill out our roster for Heroic Progression! Come for the insults stay for the loot!.. I mean…well I’m not sure where I am going with this. Join Now!
What our shaman sacri…i mean friend is trying to say is come have fun with us as we kill everything we see!
LFM 
LFM Raiders to help us raid Queen Aszhara’s Closet for “loot” if you catch my meaning
To get the loot we have to usually sacrifice the shamans…Our voodoo priests are pros at it Come join the fun!
LFM raiders, casual players, active members!
Our priests are also adept as sacrificing mages as well…Wait…
Looking for more, just message us!
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Do you like Pina Coladas? Getting yanked around an instance and having a chaotic good time? Come join us!!
So this is a story all about how you got life grip down and hit the ground, And you may have died but you stood in fire. I’ll tell ya how you became of raider of Forbidden Rising. In the World of Warcraft born and raised, by a priest who said hey come to raid, doing mechanics and having some fun, getting phat loots i need for the toon, when a couple of priests who were up to no good, Saw a fire patch and yanked for “good”. You had one death to fire and the GM said Welcome to the Guild Called The Forbidden Rising
Fire patches, yanking priests, fat cakes from the mages, killing MC’d guildies during raid fights… we do it all!
LFM!
I’m here to fulfill my contractual obligations by bumping the forums…LFM for people for things
What he means to say is “He is happy and extremely excited to be the welcoming committee and people finder of our guild” …arnt you …Ejayz? (Said with a cynical and threatening smile)
Sure umm where is the script? oh here it is. ahem The Forbidden Rising is Recruiting People for our heroic raid team…well that is a lame pitch. How about join for the loot stay for the lock rocks! There magically addicting!
./grabs the chain saw and black tarps… Nothing to see here, nothing to see just disposing of the sha…i mean (ahem) LFM active players/raiders/loony individuals!!!
Feeling down? Need a pick me up? or would you rather embrace the sweet sound of death? Cause we can help you with the death part, our priest are experts in the field of life gripping people to their deaths. So come one come all and embrace the darkness and sweet release of death! LFM casuals/raiders
LFM to grip into fire!!!
The Forbidden Rising, Where our GM will willingly sacrifice us all for the greater good of the raid. She especially enjoys the willingness of our shaman’s to
be our fodder Send us a whisper to learn more! We don’t bite…(hard)