Hello my name is fluffybuns, and im a freaky eater

and im addicted to eating gnomes, i can never stop at just one

sometimes i eat 3 or 4, maybe 5 dozen gnomes a day, and my health is taking a real hit. ive been chatting with my physician, a mr Fay K. Doktur about it and he’s been telling me i should cut down, or i could have permanent damage, or worse, i could die again

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i don’t know where this road will lead me, but im positive i can’t step off it, not with my life at risk

today is the start of a new me

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Gnomes are a part of every healthy worg’s diet.

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I wish to pet this creature.

Its fur looks very soft.

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His buns are in fact, very fluffy. I tested.

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I mean they are tiny. They probably barely count as a snack

Gnomes are just so tender and juicy. I know I could never quit eating them. Good luck to you though, more for me.

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You should try the new restaurant that opened in Suramar that sells imitation gnome meat! Tastes almost exactly like gnome but is made of plant based proteins directly from our gardens

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not when you eat dozens and dozens a day they aren’t

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You’d be fine if you stopped eating the metal ones.

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But his doctor told him he needs more iron in his diet.

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ba dum tsss

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Given your condition perhaps this is best.

What’s the freakiest thing you’ve eaten?

One time…I picked an octopus out of the tank and the restaurant cooked it in when I was in NYC, it was purple with spots and absolutely disgusting, will never eat octopus again.

Eating it I could feel the tentacles, if they had moved I’d have screamed, flipped the table and ran straight through the front window without a second thought! :octopus:

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and i tasted a roach once, it flew in my mouth when i was a kid

but now im looking to try fried spider

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All you my friend! :nauseated_face:

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Two questions first, Since when do you elves eat meat? HUMAN MEAT?!

Second, what are your selections on vegetation?

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Why, just why.

Gnomes should buy (Draenor) sabre kitties as bodyguards.
Wonder how messy a fight between a Worgen and a sabre kitty would be.

This thread saddens me. Between Fluffybuns talking about a roach flying in their mouth and Paladina sharing a fried spider thing, I just got grossed tf out by 2 of my favorite people on here lol

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