It’s more likely that a Model M smashes you than the reverse, lol.
In a similar vein, in my closet I have a circa-1990 Apple Extend Keyboard II, which is also a freaking boat of a keyboard. It’s 3.8lbs instead of 5.5lb (partially due to using Alps switches instead of buckling springs) but it still makes the typical modern board look like a toy in comparison. One of these days I need to actually solder together that ADB → USB adapter so I can actually use this keyboard…