Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
Women are considered fragile, but I’ve never seen something so easily wounded as a man’s ego.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one’s distance from the problem.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Do not be lured by the need to be liked: better to be respected, even feared.
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
Some are born to spread their wings and others to spread their roots.
I wonder how much of what weighs me down is not mine to carry.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
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The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass
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All the art of living, lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.