The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
The harder I work, the luckier I become.
No one has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
No one can figure out your worth but you.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
You can fake a smile, but you canât fake your feelings.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
As a child my familyâs menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
If at first you donât succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thatâs why dreamers are lonely.
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.
Seeing contrary to popular wisdom isnât believing. Itâs where belief stops, because it isnât needed any more.
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.