[H] [US] <Air> Recruiting big gut little arm gamers!

<Air> recruiting young guts for fun. Must plop your gut on a scale and have it read 80+. Yeah, we definitely can’t get laid but we are really average at WoW so it is ok. Hit us up if you have no friends and want to feel like you fit in!

:diamonds::diamonds::diamonds: Progression :diamonds::diamonds::diamonds:
Currently progressing to the second page of the wowprogress guild section

:diamonds::diamonds::diamonds: Raid Time :diamonds::diamonds::diamonds:
We raid when our parents are asleep and can’t tell us to stop gaming.

:diamonds::diamonds::diamonds: Recruitment Needs :diamonds::diamonds::diamonds:
Need all because we are subpar trashbags

Please do feel free to apply even if your classes/role are not listed. We are always looking for casual players and those who prove themselves capable pf growing massive guts

***Note: attendance and gut size is the absolute #1 thing we look for in our recruits, so please make sure your parents are asleep for raid times!

:diamonds::diamonds::diamonds: Raider Expectations :diamonds::diamonds::diamonds:
Be willing to grow an 80 lb gut
Be a virgin
Don’t have IRL friends
Have a sweet Stang or Raptor

:diamonds::diamonds::diamonds: Addons Required :diamonds::diamonds::diamonds:
Ventrilo

:diamonds::diamonds::diamonds: How to Apply :diamonds::diamonds::diamonds:
To apply, please fill out an application on our discord: discord.gg/2VsChQW

Copy the template and post it in the application-entry channel.

You can also speak with one of our big gut virgin officers directly, please see below for contact information. Please have up to date logs ready with your inquiries.

:diamonds::diamonds::diamonds: Contact :diamonds::diamonds::diamonds:
Guild Master: BabyJ (BT Babyj#11281)
Raid Leader: Acci ( BT: Mattlandon#1153 )
DPS Officer: Tendeepz (BT: Compz90#1821)
Strategy/Healing Officer: Hovy (BT: Hovy#1936)
Recruitment Officer: Liston (BT: Liston#1707) AKA Andre

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