So here we are. Wrested from the grips of a donut-fueled depression, you’ve come to learn—too late—that the <All Mormon Tabernacle Choir Raider Assembly> held to every word of their guild charter. You thought it unlikely that they’d demand a full roster rendition of Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid” throughout the entirety of the raid night, but even now you feel the sting of their prized Elvis Presley memorabilia bobblehead against your back. You’re incapable of showing yourself during daylight for fear of suffering further reprisal or embarrassment from their tireless hounding—a night owl not by choice, but by circumstance.
Know that you are not alone in your suffering. I stand before you to offer by way of alternative possibilities a rotund offering of strange bedfellows (and fellowettes) and hopeless introverts whose passion for pixel punching rivals that of a varicose snail gypsy. And if that doesn’t baste your turkey, then maybe you’ll settle for joining our late night raiding guild instead (generic guild taglines to follow):
<The Night Show> is a Horde guild on Zul’jin that caters more to those on a vampiric schedule. The guild is under new management and restructuring heading out of BoD, which provides a great opportunity to get in on something resembling the ground floor of the guild. We need a small crew to help cushion our Mythic raid team, so if you can make the raid times reliably and consistently, don’t hesitate to drop us a line.
Raid Times are as follows : Tuesday, Sunday, and Monday at 10pm-1am PST (1am-4am EST)
Progression : 7/8H Palace
Recruitment : Currently, we are open to all classes and specs, but some classes/roles will be more highly desired than others. Having your necklace at 55+ helps a lot to recommend you. As is usually the case with guild recruitment, if you’re one of them players what plays real good, considerations will be given even for crowded roles. Having some parses/logs to point to would be a swell reference point if they’re available.
- rShaman
- Ranged DPS is especially high priority
Contacts : Feel free to add me on bnet if you want to chat or get in touch (Kagehiro#1282)
Or, feel free to get ahold of any of our officers, either on…
bnet : Dream#13396 - Funnyb0nez#2530 - blueboy1000#1919 - solarie#1712 - theginger#2288
or Discord : Dream#6696 - Eezy#5273 - Vinia#9560 - Kaleri#4716 - Jimby#7820