I can’t believe this. Not only does Lance pretend to not remember me, his cousin, but he also hired my own prior law firm to sue me? It wasn’t so long ago that Goldwin & Goldwin & Goldwin & Goldwin was Goldwin & Goldwin & Goldwin & Goldfrey! This is an outrage!
We will see you in court! WITH A COUNTER SUIT!!!
Sigh… Another one of these cases? For crying out……
Well, here we go. I’m the honorable judge Goldmind preceding over this trial. I’ll hear opening arguments over the next twenty four hours.
Come to the Watch for more exciting legal dramas, I guarantee that Tops will be tied up in at least one protracted and messy legal battle per protracted and messy legal battle.
We punched a big Centaur yesterday.
While I am pleased we were able to settle all lawsuits, counter lawsuits, counter-counter lawsuits, and revenge lawsuits outside of the courtroom, I will take this opportunity to publicly advise everyone and anyone that your lawyer, Lenny, never backs down from a fight.
And so I endorse signing up with the Southfury Watch, because your contract will be ironclad, beneficial, and lucrative.
Summer os fast approaching, do you all have plans on how to spend your sudden free time bettering yourselves?
Why not come serve with the Watch; see the world(Northern Kalimdor mostly), experience new cultures (That mostly want to kill you), build character (shoveling the kennels), and forge a deeper appreciation for the heart of the Horde.
A shout out to those who came by to meet us at the guild faire last sunday. If you were too shy to say hello you can always come meet us next Wednesday at the Soup Night!
Have the Horrific Visions in Dornagal reignited your passion for Orgrimmar? Why not make the quick trip over to the Barrens and see one of the Horde’s most beautiful environments and the people who call it home?
Come meet the Watch today!
I can promise and assure you that the Barrens are not overtaken by the Void and there are no tentacles in the Barrens except for any that you bring with you.
Is the oppressive summer heat getting you down? You are complaining about nothing! Come to the Barrens and experience our mind meltingly intense midday sun. Please help your local patrolling Watcher with some water and a reminder that passing out is punishable by kennel duty.