I had a great summer. I got West Nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it.
Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he’s not really a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s not really a part of his family.
Save Bandit!
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
Hi, I’m Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, OK?
Pizza: the great equalizer.
Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn’t connect, I was miserable. Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.
That has sort of an oaky afterbirth.
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
You can’t get diseases from a bird!
Identity theft is not a joke!
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
You can’t get diseases from a bird!
You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, OK?
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
Identify theft is not a joke.
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
Save Bandit!