Guys! The tree can't fly!

No my goblin friends, the kinetic energy from an explosion doesn’t count.

By voting tree, or any of the other ground mounts you’re actually complying to the ‘no flying’ mindset they want you to have!

Vote magic flying book, say no to forced grounding!!

Also, does anyone know where I can get a new tinfoil hat? This one is way too tight.

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Au contraire – anything can fly if you provide enough thrust.

Anything.

Landing, though … landing can be tricky.

(I’d like this as an engineering mount, by the way.)

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You know they’d just make the thing hover a couple feet off the air and throw some line like “it doesn’t have enough power to achieve true flight” to the description or something.

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I don’t care if it can fly or not. I have several mounts that can not fly and I still manage to use them. Also I didn’t vote for tree and I’m not trying to rig votes. Which ever one wins, wins.

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Not trying to rig votes either.

I’m in bed trying to sleep… So of course my brain makes up things like this. Ya know how it goes…

I can agree to that. Nothing like having full on existential meltdowns at 3am lol. One hair falls out “I’M GOING BALD!” I once woke up to a bad dream where one of my teeth fell out. It kept me awake for hours.

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I don’t want the tree either because I’m not an idiot. But the book is second from the bottom because I’m not a total nerdlinger.

Trying to convince people to vote for something isn’t rigging it
If it is every politician ever should be arrested

Calm the nipples cowboy it was a misunderstanding.

Book people are in for a rude awakening when they realize their book is just gonna be like the magic carpet mount that can’t fly.

They wouldn’t put a flying mount against ground mounts and not specify it.

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Its a magical treee, it could fly. And just look at the sabers…they cant fly unless…night elf magic in bfa! Magic book is a neat idea but a sentient tree>>>>>book.

But if we get the tree mount, we can stand in fire for a nice trip down memory lane.

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would be*
The book is going to lose

Trees can fly in a tornado. eep

Its flying form needs to be a tree in a Superman suit.

“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Super-Treant!

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For me it was a toss up between the book and caterpillar. I voted caterpillar. I actually prefer ground mounts to flying, so I don’t mind a dirt walker.

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Neither do we for the 1 and half year of the expansion coming.

You did what???

And your name is best Tauren name ever!

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I don’t care that it can’t fly. Tree gang unite!!

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tree gang :evergreen_tree:

we’ll fly our tree on butterfly wings :deciduous_tree:

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