Grumpy Dwarves

Do you mean the Snow White reference?

Viking Santa is never grumpy, and he posts all the time!

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All the Ironforge dwarves seem pretty happy actually. Dark Irons like to set things on fire and blow them up but still cheerful types. Wildhammers are like the crazy cat lady but with Gryphons which are part cat.

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Holy eff there are females?

Aight the next one of you buggers calls me grumpy yer gettin’ me boot right in da klackerbag.

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It’s the Voices of the Elements keeping me up all night long. You’d be grumpy too if you never got any sleep. I should’ve become a druid, but no, DIDs can’t be druids.

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Someone can be happy and grumpy at the same time. In fact, I don’t think Dwarves are happy unless they are grumpy.

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Can confirm. I think dwarf players tend to be passionate with strong opinions on life and maybe have a sprinkle of depression or inner rage thrown in there for good measure. On one hand, fantasy dwarves are typically good-natured, exuberant, and aesthetically different than many fantasy beings. On the other, they are stubborn, intense, and fierce. It’s like real life aspiration, frustration and escapism bound into one bundle of bearded (or non-bearded) fury.

I think you’re onto something OP.

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Dwarves usually see themselves as intellectuals, when in reality they’re the dumbest of the bunch.’

Cue angry dwarf responses

I find myself very in tune with my lacking mental faculties thank you.

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I don’t play a Dwarf because I’m grumpy. I play a Dwarf because it lets me live out my fantasty of growing a beard.

I’m grumpy for unrelated reasons.

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This sounds like my partner – they will only play fantastically bearded races in WoW. I can say with utmost confidence that their number one draw for SL is the wider variety of beard options, particularly Dwarves and Night Elves. Literally everything else is irrelevant. They also resent their inability to grow a beard and are grumpy for mostly unrelated reasons, though RNG loot drops drive them up a wall.

The only grumpy dwarves I see are the ones that post in the multiboxxing threads.

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The beard capabilities in my family seem to have skipped a generation too, which is frustrating. Maternal Grandfather looks like Santa and I thought my dad couldn’t grow a beard until he tore a tendon in his arm and couldn’t shave for 3 months, so now he looks like a grizzled old sea captain.

Meanwhile all me and my brothers can get is a filthy, patchy neckbeard.

Ain’t fair I tell you hwat.

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I get pretty bitter sometimes and I play a blood elf, so I don’t think it’s tied to race. What you’re experiencing is called observation bias.

So you’re saying Blood Elves are bitter. Hmmm, you might be on to something there.

At least we don’t get distracted by a mirror. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I have to look my best for all my…well myself

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/covers mouth and giggles :grin:

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