I feel like I can call you Jim because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to play a match. I know I can’t kill as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!
It’s hard to dictate strats for RSS due to the chaotic and random nature of the matchmaking and comps. All I can suggest is that you apply Neosporin to your butthole after tough games.
The game is out to get us (me). I told my family all I want for Christmas is melee nerfs, but they got me therapy instead. All the therapist says “Is Amatox in the room with us now?”. He has diagnosed me with “severe warlock brain.” I randomly blurt out on dates “Craven Stragem ruined my life.” and girls say, “Ummm, what?” I don’t understand. Make it make sense.
I’m sorry to hear about your diagnosis. It’s not terminal though. Your best course of action to fight the hallucinations is never to login into your warlock ever again. Once this happens, Amatox’s Skinwalking effigy will stop visiting you during your waking hours.
Grandson, I’ve watched you grow into a fine king. However, your ascension is not completed. Grandpa has one last holy quest to defeat the deviants of the 2s ladder and perhaps then I will hang up my sword and return to Valhalla with you.
Hi Jim, I’ve got another question.
How do I deal with fistweaving monk? It feels like they are on top of me no matter what I do! Yesterday, my teammate and I (disc/feral) were going against Mw/Fury. I got absolutely tunneled by them with the monk doing almost as much dmg as his warrior and my feral. What is the counterplay to this with my comp? It feels like the monk and warrior are unpeelable.
Monks are still pretty squishy. I fought a couple Fistweavers this week. I’d punish the Monk every time they come in. I’d have my Feral double bleed them as well. Monks port away, swap to the warrior and put a hurt on him. If you need to recover upon the Monk porting, your Feral can Clone/Root to give you breathing room. It’s going to be an uphill battle no matter what, and I’m sure there are better players than me that may have more relevant advice. But that’s just my two cents.
Grandpop jim, what do I do vs arcane mages? No one ever played that spec before, so I don’t have much experience fighting them, and the first 2s match I did this season was vs arcane mage/frost mage and gave me the big sad
Most DHs like the H. Weinstein’s of WoW. If they invite you up to their hotel room at the Four Season to “lan”, don’t go.
Who was your partner? If I’m fighting a mobile caster with roots and slows, I run judge dispel and the undispellable freedom. Eventually I slowly trudge my way over to them, and cut them in half with my Buster sword because they drink Skim Milk instead of Whole Milk.
Arms warrior. Ooh yeah that’s a good idea I will try that next time, I think I had the undispellable freedom but pretty sure not the judgement dispel. Thanks grandpop!
