They profiteer innovation, if you can call malfunctioning explosives innovative.
Don’t buy from a greedy Goblin, their prices are outrageous and their products are built to blast. Literally! Deal with The Gnomes! Our products may have … unfortunate side effects, but quality assurance is guaranteed!
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Gnomes taste better than Goblins…
Of course! Gnomish Oils give our skin a delightful taste and smell. Something a lovely corpse as yourself can appreciate.
They have sharper teeth than gnomes too and go straight for the eyes if you try to use them for a bit of gnomeball.
I can attest to the quality of gnomish engineering. My gnomish assistant, Jim, has built thousands of devices for me on my quest for world domination and they never malfunction.
Well, except for that one time when the walker’s leg broke or that other time the escape pod failed and left me trapped in a sinking airplane and that other time wh–
Göstav is interrupted by Jim who insists that her machines aren’t to blame and that Göstav simply experiences frequent ID10T errors.
Hush Jim. Nobody knows what your error codes mean… Anyway, my point is gnomes make good stuff!
Usually.
and they are more fun to punt!
goblin are sexy and wonderful race as well as provide the best prices in azeroth ( (10000 gold has been traded to you, remember to remove this message when posting)
This is true. Goblins tend to…explode.
You gnomes are just jealous
EXCUSE ME
As the inventor of a Light based healing Field Kit that can be deployed by any non-light based person to heal others on the field, and as neutral Goblin that works with Gnomes on a daily basis as our company actually employs them, I take great issue with your vile racist comments OP. I mean what year is this really?
Since you are so fond of old and outdated racist thinking, I think the following action, which I never do except on super rare occasions, is the most appropriate action that you deserve.
/PUNTS Oriva
checks distance of punt
Well well Bipzi, you set a new record! 400 feet! I think your seething ire was enough of a jolt to give your leg some much needed “oopmh” - well done!
-hands trophy- bravo!
I like goblin - gnome partnerships. thats the most brilliant and dangerous inventions, ever made! Just gotta ignore or… in this case, punt, the nay-sayers.
[GOBLINS ARE FILTHY GREEN SKINNED TOADS]
why yes we are and you’d do well to remember that 
I love my goblins. Just wish I’d known more about the game early on and not rolled a goblin rogue as my main right off.
Love the character…hate the class.
/Stands in horror
looks over at LittleFella
You want to be up next there bud? Better keep on moving…
Gnomes make the best cookies.
nod
/in a hushed tone “Bipzi is maaadddddd…”
Girrrrllll I am FABULOUS!
Rocket boots really help to get that extra altitude needed for a satisfying punt. It also has the side effect of pretty much breaking every bone in the puntee’s body…
That’s diabolical! Can I have the schematics?
Wait… Aren’t you supposed to be the good guy?
Oh, nevermind that. I just want some rocket boots.