That is true.
It’s so you really feel us kicking your shin
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Imagine how angry both parties would be if it was discovered goblins and gnomes had a common incestor.
Went to a Goblin casino with a cute Goblin guy and he fleeced me 
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Absolutely not. Stop this immediately
I love goblins but I’ve never been able to play one for long. Every goblin I’ve ever created has gotten deleted. It’s weird though because I love their personalities and the aesthetic.
They sure are Awesome. That’s why I can’t wait for Undermine.
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It’s a sign of respect 
. A wise Klingon leader one said of his wife: “I have won my fair share of battles. But she will win the war…”
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Tea? Maybe something a little stronger. I’ve got a few bottle of the old vineyard left.
For a first session that amount could be acceptable for some, but for any Goblin with Class would find 1K a paltry sum. Know your worth and let your session partner know the rules before starting.
Not a chance. This thread is way too much fun.
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I didn’t mean that kind of worth but I know what you ment and ty for that information 
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Simply ment from scale of 1 to 10 kind of thing gobo females are a 1000.
But I think you got the point and we’re trying to be funny either way success.
Still if it comes to it ye you deserve 10k.
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Goblins got their cute little rocket boots. You guys look like a little green Chinese pug. 
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It makes me less jittery than coffee.
Honestly wine sounds great right now.
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Goblins are better than Gnomes, you all know it.
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It’s goblin time
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Thats just wrong… and if you meant ancestor… that’s impossible… us Gnomes descend from titan constructs afflicted with the curse of flesh… Goblins on the otherhand are the kajamite mutated descendents of the same ancient primates that birthed the Pygmies…
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To be fair, we don’t know the origin of Pygmies and they share more than a few characteristics with Gnomes.
Pygmies might be the Troggs of Gnomes lol
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I guess , you can’t buy that with a dollar 
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Gallywix is about to get one of our most sacred of customs… “The Hostile Takeover”
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We are taller than your munchkin race
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But rental prices are negotiable.
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