Thanks, Kaz! Not a better business gob in Azeroth than our pal Kazzle. The Brokerage is stacking em deep, selling em for ten times the value, Now that’s highway Gobbery, right there.
will do! My invite will come via Jarington#1261
Hey, Hey, Gob-fans! It’s your ole pal Eddy P. here, and do I have a deal for you!
BoomTown, baby! It’s da word on the street. In the coffee shops. The bars, You name it, they’re talking bout it. Cheapest land on Azeroth. The best real estate bribes can getcha. And what makes it even better? We offer free moving services.
Don’t like the creepy neighbors planting dead bodies in their back yard? Call Flashbang Exports for FREE house moving. Pick a lot and Gob’s your uncle, BOOM! You’re a new member of BoomTown.
Oh! And did I tell ya the Potlatches run da joint?
You know it! Lock, stock, and bank vault. What does that mean for you? Everyone’s welcome! True, we had a few interesting moments last summer we all wish to forget about. HQ being blown to bits by a llama bomb. But hey! That’s the Goblife. Sometimes, llamas happen. Even rabid, angry llamas.
We’re past that now! As you all know, your ole pal’s an easy-goin Gob. He likes kickin back on Tiki Island and sippin Kaja Kola till the sun goes down, comes back up, and goes down again. That’s the Gob-Life right there. The door’s always open.
So. Here’s the dealio. You ain’t happy where your house is located? We got lots of lots. Oceanfront? Got ya covered. Creepy forest? Got dat too. Waterfalls? Cliffside? Plenty.
True, we’re Goblin-Centric. We also know the best talent isn’t always a Gob. Therefore, the beautiful neighborhood is open to all! Hurry now before they all fill up.
Get on the horn with your real estate agent. Tell em you wanna move to BoomTown, and when you do, say your ole pal Eddy P. sentcha. I’ll be glad ya did.
OOC:
Flashbang Exports is back in business. Open to every race/faction. We are Goblin-themed and prefer an RP connection of some sort, no matter how creative, to living the Gob Life.
*Want to know what the Gob Life is? Visit Undermine. Most important, we want friendly people who will say hello in Guild chat, on Discord, strike up conversations while wandering around the neighborhood keeping the streets clean, doing endeavors.
Apply through G-finder, contact Potlatch/Goldscrew, or any member online.*
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