Gnomes are short

Darthvixen-terokkar · October 17, 2019, 2:46pm

Edgyjojomeme-nathrezim · October 17, 2019, 2:49pm

gnomes aren’t short, gnomes are food

Annastasi-proudmoore · October 17, 2019, 2:52pm

came here to make captain obvious joke, but it’s already been taken care of.

Mint-grizzly-hills · October 17, 2019, 2:55pm

You know, I’ve never really noticed but now that you say it…

Akston-bloodhoof · October 17, 2019, 2:56pm

Gnomes are not only short of height but engineering ingenuity.

Magharunter-dalaran · October 17, 2019, 4:16pm

Well, it is factual😂

Soji-emerald-dream · October 17, 2019, 4:52pm

Stop trying to justify your ravenous appetite for the hands of the living, man. There’s a limit on how many hands you can justify eating and still get away with it.

Pallymcbeal-proudmoore · October 17, 2019, 5:17pm

Actually you could trigger them by saying short…go with verticality challenged

Grumbles-hellscream · October 17, 2019, 5:26pm

It took you how many years to figure this out?

O.o

Here, have a cookie.

Litzy-earthen-ring · October 17, 2019, 5:28pm

Ummm… excuse me?

We prefer the term “fun-sized.”

Tolarion-hyjal · October 17, 2019, 5:35pm

This just in: Fire still hot!

Ceres-undermine · October 17, 2019, 5:51pm

You saying they have a short temper?

Grøm-altar-of-storms · October 17, 2019, 5:55pm

I hope she at least bought you dinner, first.