Gnomes are short

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Someone had to say it.

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The courage, bravery, and audacity it took to say what we were all thinking.

Absolute madlass

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I was going to scream LIES! but…

It’s all true. However!

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We are just the right height for…well you already know first hand from me.

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That’s right! ANKLE BITING!!! RAWRRR!

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And the Undead are thin.

Someone had to say it.

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Makes it easier to bury gnomes for later. This kitty has stashed away quite a few gnomes!

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That’s what I never let a gnome borrow money. They always short change me.

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Gnomes are short
Dwarves like beer
Blood elves are hot
Draenei are aliens
Humans are boring

These are all factual statements not some epic truth.

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Yeah, but who likes beer more: Dwarves or Pandaren?

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Take me to your leader

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What clued you in, Sherlock?

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Why i am prettier than my leader? Arent i enough :frowning:

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That’s what’s good about Gnomes. You’re never “short” on words.

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My, you’re a tall one.

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Moo. Are you happy now?

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Not in front of the little ones you know how sensitive they are.

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And in other news, water is WET!

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Excuse me!?

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I prefer the term pocket sized. I can carry a gnome girl with me anywhere =P