Why not both?
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This is mine now, and it will get daily cuddles…
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Gnomes are at the end lol
Precisely. 
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That would imply I care about them beyond doing what they’re told. If they last at least two weeks I might learn their name.
Until then they are tools to torment my enemies and disposable meat shields.
That’s just cruel. Taurens are not meant to be eaten! If you people try to eat me, I will return one day and have my revenge.
but i already got chili fries…
why would i need to eat you?
If you’re not meant to be eaten why are you made of steak?
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You’re mistaking my pure muscle for steak. But that’s ok, I see you have bad vision with that eye patch.
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Umm…you do realize that steak comes from muscle…right?..right?
Best he not know, or else the meat might be ruined…
totally unrelated, but in high school i managed to convince a girl that ham grew on trees
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But Tauren muscle is not steak.
Tauren’s are not edible! Humans however are…
huh… i expected to see a gnome as the OP of this thread…
I agree. But I think I am less of a fan. But I just started unlocking them today, so maybe moving one around will change my mind.
Right now my Gnome is way cuter. And I do have a thing for goblins.
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That made me laugh way more than it should’ve. 
implying no one ever ate a tauren before…
agreed, they’re so adorable it makes me want to strangle them all, and I do, as often as possible.
When were Orcs experts on cute?
Oh always. Orc women have curves in all the right places. Like their biceps, and the joints of their fingers.
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