Hey gnome gode shoes are wrong
We taught the other races what a wheel was and how to use them other than table tops. Fire was passed on and now they had light and warmth. Dwarfs were chewing rock before we taught them metal craft. The list goes ever on.
A bit from Lucymorals
Gnome hate is based on ignorance of lesser minds and the true history of the world.
Gnomes made the world we live in and all the races upon it. The flat earth spins on a coiled spring and gear system of great and ancient design that allows all to appreciate day and night, time in a orderly fashion.
During our experiments and creations we sadly had accidents that resulted in odd puddles of putrescence of varying degrees and viscosity. From these puddles the life of other races were born. Mutations that crawled forth.
The first were the Dwarfs and we found them to be most useful in working with metals and strong enough to mine and build with stone.
The next to ooze were the makings of what was to become various branches of a single race that started with the basic elves. Over time that group split and evolved or devolved ( race point of view ) into trolls. Both races developed a myth based mostly from experiences of the consumption of various natural flora. The elves tended towards mushrooms which accounts for their love of odd stories, sparkly stuff and funny colours.
Trolls were more into smokible herbs and moved in that direction .
Tauren came from the mutation or evolution of food stock. Even now they fear butcher shops and being milked. The coil of time having passed many rotations leads us into the last main group of humanoids.
Humans and Orcs came from the same puddle. Orcs as of yet have failed to change colour much, or developed much in the ways of normality or anger control.
Humans it is sad to say have become somewhat childish and mostly useless as can be seen quite often in SW or trying to spend time in Gold Shire.
To end this long but lacking in details that other races could not understand I must say you should be thankful for what we have done as all that has been done is by us over time which is a concept we created to keep track in a world that we created.
Be grateful.
Note all things that appear to be spelling errors are due to your lack of ancient gnome linguistics.
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you mean Goblins 
Yeah… I’m going to make a gnome. I think it’s so funny to see gnome fury warriors, dual wielding weapons in each hand that are double the size that they are.
It’s comically appealing.
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If ever I played alliance, which I never would, gnomes would be the last race I’d ever play.
Gnomes are back baby
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I’m so happy. I love my gnomies. /moo 
How about Mekkatorque though. Took a missile to the face and got back up. What a champ.
It’s no wonder there are more gnomes running about.
Gnomes should be able to ride Battle Pets. Just sayin’.
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We do not speak of it!
Must have been a wet winter.
Back on the Menu 
I wouldn’t mind making a new gnome sometime soon. I used to play a little warlock and it was so awesome… maybe when they get some new hairstyles. All of us could use some new hair. /hugs the gnomes
Not a word!
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the Gnomes is the only true reason this game still running
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Agreed, who else is smart enough to keep the servers running.
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if you make a realm only for Gnomes it will be full in seconds
and the rest of the realms are going to be dead also in seconds
I really love Gnomes, with one exception: the people playing them, if you get to know them at all, always find a way to annoy me – e.g. the OP starting this thread out seeming cool and then making a comment dissing all Dwarves, which outed him as a moron.
People aren’t worthy of being able to play as Gnomes. People suck. Gnomes should just be mythical NPC’s.
Well you can never go wrong accessorizing with an adorable gnome - they go with everything from casual floral summer dresses to Gucci gowns! The question you have to ask yourself is “why wouldn’t I accessorize with a Gnome?”
Gnomes in game are great but the people suck is a carry over from the real world. Seems to be like all those pvp threads with the 4:1 to hordes advantage but replace it with the general population.
I am in Canada and we do say sorry quite often but many times it is after being a doink rather than the normal grocery store giving passage with both groups saying sorry to see who moves first.
Wow that escalated quickly