Please don’t stop. I’m enjoying the banter between Krystella and Yimzi. You can top that slanderous coal comment Yimzi!
Please don’t hurt him too much. This Orc always manages to brighten my day with his posts. Him, Swiftraven, and /Tentacleflip Void Elf Guy are in my top 5 forum posters.
Maybe Gnome Warriors are dense, and even then they are probably very rare in lore. I think the average Gnome has roughly the same density of a real life human…
I really don’t understand gnome punting either.
They aren’t really good for it in my experience.
The only things gnomes are good for are killing and eating, or on the rare occasion when it can be accomplished the sheer joy of mass murdering them with a giant flaming fireball through gnomebliteration.
…And this is coming from a Pandaren Monk.
The trick is to hex/polymorph the gnome first before you punt it, so you don’t feel guilty
Then you escape from DHETA
Unbeknowst to most people on Azeroth. Gnomish bodily chemistry is tin-based!
Tauren might be able to. Have you ever had a horse stand on your foot? I have. I couldn’t get the horse to move and it was so heavy I couldn’t get my foot from underneath of his.
The Horde does NOT Punt Gnomes. They go for it on fourth down.
End of American Football reference, we return you to your pitch or whatever you call the “field” you play “football” on.
gamepedia.(com)/Gnome_Punting
Gnome Punting is a sport enjoyed by all walks of life in Azeroth. It is a test of skill, strategy, testosterone, manliness, cunning, guile and strength. Members of the Horde as well as the Alliance compete in this daring sport, often times against each other.
There is a Oxhorn video titled The Joy of Punting Gnomes
Theres a lot of bad things i want to do to gnome girls, but punting isnt one of them =p
Everybody who tries to kick me gets stabbed in the knee!
Just gotta point out… so can the Gnome do the same to that Panda for the exact same reason as you list.
New gnome racial ability for next expac!!!
When another player standing within 5 yards of you hovers their cursor over you, their cursor is replaced by a boot icon. That player may then right-click on you to punt you. This is a passive effect that is always active.
When punted, you are launched 10 yards up and 30 yards away from the punter, while making a delighted “SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!” sound (new sound effect to be added), with an expression of absolute glee on your face (gnomes love being punted. New facial animation to be added).
When you land, both you and the punter gain gain 10% increased damage and healing for the next 20 seconds. After being punted, you are immune from being punted again for 2 seconds. The buff from being punted does not stack, but new punts will refresh the duration.
punts OP into space