Gnome paladins

Theyd probably lock it to Mechagnomes just to be blizzard. Then all the goblins would be booty bruised and want a new class.

All these things are copyright IP lol but I guess whatever Microsoft can afford to buy them

G̶n̶o̶m̶e̶s̶ a̶r̶e̶ t̶h̶e̶ s̶p̶a̶w̶n̶ o̶f̶ e̶v̶i̶l̶.

Gnomes can’t be knights.
Everyone knows that.
They’re too small to be effective melee fighters.

You might say: ‘But there are warriors.’ Yes, but that’s not the same. Gnome Warriors use those chainsaws. T̶h̶e̶y̶ c̶h̶o̶p̶ a̶n̶d̶ s̶l̶i̶c̶e̶ t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ t̶o̶ p̶i̶e̶c̶e̶s̶, l̶a̶u̶g̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ m̶a̶n̶i̶a̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ a̶s̶ t̶h̶e̶y̶ t̶u̶r̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶m̶ i̶n̶t̶o̶ g̶r̶u̶e̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ d̶o̶l̶l̶s̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ h̶a̶v̶e̶ t̶o̶ w̶e̶a̶r̶ f̶l̶u̶f̶f̶y̶ d̶r̶e̶s̶s̶e̶s̶ a̶t̶ t̶h̶e̶ T̶r̶a̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ P̶o̶s̶t̶ i̶n̶ O̶r̶g̶r̶i̶m̶m̶a̶r̶. But Chainsaws aren’t virtuous. A paladin has to be virtuous.

This is my Gnome Prot Paladin. Weapon of choice: lightsaber. It would seem we can reach the light, after all. Also, if you can’t tell from my undeployed shield, I double as a spike strip. That’s an important tool to have in your kit when dispensing justice.

https://i.imgur.com/vA3y9b3.jpg

And thou hast given me right. In words well-gilded did the falsehood dwell

What do my eyes see? The ‘Paladin’ is dressed in purple, the color of the void.
And what is this? A lightsaber? Ha! More of a Liesaber! It’s the Anima-Siphoning Sword!
Strikes not led by holy power, but by the torment of a thousand lost souls.