Gnome haters, why?

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I had a green gnome steal my sandwich.

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I’d say your experience is rare. It seems you played with an individual who has low emotional intelligence.

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I personally find them revolting to look at, their proportions give me the creeps and I don’t like that they literally look like they should be wearing diapers. PS, the trash gnomes legs make them 100% look like they’re wearing diapers which only confirms my dislike for them.

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Because they’re abominations.

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I like them because they bring cookies 


Speaking of which where is Grumbles the Loa of cookies.

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Licks Gnomest :tongue: :heart:

I don’t hate gnomes.

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Hey no putting that back you already taste tested it

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Good she is mine go get your own gnome.

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They hate us cause they are jealous. I would think this is obvious.

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They hate you cause they don’t understand you. I don’t think they even understand Goblin’s even.

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They’re NERDS. NERRRRDDDDDSSSSSS!!!

You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down upon you and had one wish: “Someday my son will grow up to be a man”. Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of go&$amn nerds.

  • Coach Harris, Revenge of the Nerds
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Bcuz nome r stoopid

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I blame all this to Taurens. They are the real culprit behind all those Gnome hates. I mean just look at how massive their body is, they need to eat a lot to maintain their body, especially good protein and yet they can’t eat any steaks for the obvious reason. They need protein but they can’t eat any steaks. So what do they do?
Every night, when all the lights go out in Azeroth, they have Gnome barbeque party. All the Gnome hates and propaganda are made by the Taurens to justify their Gnome eating.

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We do eat steak, Tauren don’t let anything go to waste. But we prefer what the Polynesians of Earth used to call “Long Pig”. The other other white meat.

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I’ll agree some of the transmog options are limited. It’s hard to see things like belts, boots, etc and the shoulders can look a little dumb if they’re huge. Still, I like this rogue as a gnome. Goblins and gnomes in particular just have that silly kind of vibe to them that I like.

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I have friends who say they cant stand it when they see a gnome warrior because theyre so small
 but then I look at forsaken who would probably fall apart into pieces with one blow, teeny blood elves running around in plate armor and carrying giant swords, and so on and I just kind of ignore it.

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Who could hate such tasty . . . err . . . I mean lovely nom noms? Doh!

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Hehehe, this is my reaction as well. A Blood Elf doing anything melee requires me to suspend my disbelief far more than any Gnome or Goblin would. At least our weapons are scaled properly! :rofl:

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I take it you’ve never seen a Gnome with a 2H weapon.

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Well, my Gnomish Death Knight says “Hello!” and also “At least my weapon isn’t three times my size compared to a Blood Elf!”

I don’t blame the player, Champ. It’s Blizzard’s fault you all look ridiculous.