Give the jailer a gun

What do you think that giant hole in his chest is for? He has a retractable cannon concealed in his chest!

1 Like

Also make him a Qanon conspiracy believer and the owner of a really shady food truck.

Behold, The Jailer’s final form!

Bad people have a confidence in their actions and a driven purpose.

The Jailor as far as the plot is concerned is indeed evil. But are we any better?

I believe when I was a smol budding Horde (I was a blood elf for most of my DH WoW life) I assisted the Val’kyr to convert the citizens of Hillsbrad into Forsaken. I’d say by any book/metric that is indeed evil. Yet if all we have done is true the main characters are aware of this and still consider us honoured champions.

I think they should give him a pedicure

Undoing all of creation is well and good but no excuse for neglecting foot hygeine.

2 Likes

Considering that the only class that carries guns in this game (hunters) are nothing but a walking joke, I don’t think so OP,

Everyone will always blame the hunter whenever something goes wrong. With their barrage and other things

But who would be his Rocky?

Anduin. :sunglasses:

Guns are sooo RL texas news stuff


Zovaal is the master of the Maw: the most dangerous place of the Shadowland, feared by all.

Is focus is currently not on us: we are nothing (remember Sylvanas?).
We are not threat to him, the equivalent of mosquitos


That leaves Thrall and Jaina as Brad and Janet. It was clearly meant to be.

1 Like

Yes, I want to noogie that bald noggin of yours but I’m scared I’ll stab myself on those spiky things

Do you noogie bowling balls?

Guns don’t kill people, video games and angry music do.

1 Like

He gets a giant mace/scythe in 9.1, of course with a giant skull on it.

I say give him a jug, a jugband and a hillbilly hat. He already has the pants

I mean, there’s a lot of gray area in “Make him a Mechagnome.” I mean, I could just snap my fingers, and here’s his Mechagnome that he’ll have to snuggle with for the rest of his life.

And let his fight music be from the movie Deliverance, lets make him horrifying.

2 Likes

I think he needs a dad bod. Muscle men baddies are Soooo 1980/90.

no!
Do not give him a gun!
He might hurt himself!

like toeless Tom!

2 Likes