Me and the big eyeball on my forehead where thinking. What if all of us cool kids with the greatest gift of all got together for ritual sacri- I mean tea. yeah tea. definitely not that other thing
hastily attaches headband with a BIG wiggly plastic eye in the middle
h-hey uh, am i too late to sign up for this?
Can Moonguard people from the Alliance come?
EDIT: Changed ‘Goldshire’ to Moonguard
we are all equal in the eyes of squid god
I don’t understand?
Can I show up without the Gift and be that one person at every party who’s just inexplicably there without knowing anyone else and the rest of the party-goers go crazy trying to figure out who invited them or how they even knew there was a party?
Yeah, I don’t have a weird third eyeball. But I can bring stuff!
All I have though is this old rusty sacrificial knife, rope, and my sleeping medication is that enough to get in?
Don’t forget the kool-aid!
I would bring cookies and Milk and sing a lovely song about Lord N’zoth.
You know what?
Me, the countless voices in my head, and my forehead eyeball were thinking the EXACT same thing!
I’ll bring the tea-making dagger and Tea-circle chalk!
…What? Cool kids got a special way of making tea.
Those cookies better be shaped and designed like eyes.
Purple Kool-Aid.
I would NEVER EVER EVER be seen at such an event! Preposterous! Barbaric! Inconceivable!
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Hail Hydra.
Come to the Dark side…Oh wait wrong place. Welcome to the Void oh wait…erm
All praise Nzoth!
Praise the great squiddy one