This one time I was fighting my way through Blackrock Depths. I saw Horrigan and his entourage of Paladins strolling through like they owned the place. I was in the guild Team Roflcopter and while the guild was fantastic (I was the only person in it), I saw Horrigan and immediately got wet. I fell into a puddle because I was distracted by Horrigan’s biceps as he picked some sweet loot. He turned to me and winked and I walked over and asked for a party invite. He immediately kicked out some peon as he liked my robe. He said it accented my beer gut quite well. I blushed and graciously accepted his offer. My DPS was really bad because every time he charged, his glutes just looked fantastic that I kept getting distracted. I immediately ditched that worthless guild I was in as soon as I saw that savage charge those beasts in BRD. Immediately after I joined, I had max fire resist and was in Molten Core wrecking Ragnaros. It happened that quick. The Enclave are professionals.
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