GDKP is just money laundering but in a video game

This is going to be embarrassingly juicy.

See this thread for his latest input:

but over the past 5 years of Classic, any time there’s a thread about low-level PVP, Zaalg is there to talk about how players who know how to buy gear on the AH (and enchant said gear) are ruining PVP (that he most definitely would participate in, were it not for “omg twinks”).

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Wait 5 years? Who’s his alt?

My input that players should queue for bgs? lol, yeah they should. And don’t worry about toxic tryhard who cant deal with low levels.

The rest of your post is just made-up.

Zaalg is free to “ACKSHUALLY” me but I’m quite sure he’s been here in the Classic forums since the start (same as I).

Thats when i started my forums.

In 2019 for classic.

“I can’t overcome having a level 10 on my team!” isn’t the flex you think it is. :rofl: :rofl:

I think it’s clear that he’s just so bad at the game he despises anyone better than him and anything that better players enjoy.

He’s so insecure he needs to tear down anything that a better player is into.

GDKPs? Twinks? World buffs? Consumables? Better get rid of it all!

He was probably going nuts over the door skips too. I am pretty sure he was. Get rid of those because better players are abusing it!

Better not be selling DMT buffs! Good players buy those so we need to shut it down!

Where’s the flex exactly? Did I - Jeddite - post a thread crying about other players being salty when I show up in WSG at Level 10 with <300 HP?

I am convinced you have never completed a raid in your life.

I am feeling pretty confident on that now.

Yeah idk nothing he said there seems absurd but I never twinked or gave af about low level PvP so not really the person to weigh in there.

His first post about real players carrying dead weight is kinda weird though ngl

Did I? No.
But you want in there with the standard toxic take and I told him not to worry about it.

Now that we’ve established you need a full team of 19 twinks to win a bg, anything else you’d like to discuss?

Ew…that musta burned.

To be fair anyone sitting around queuing all day in a lower level BG should be a twink.

Like why would you do that if you intend to level up? Lol.

Id queue 1 time for trinket.

Leveling with pvp trinket is pog.

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“standard toxic take”

yeah, Zaalg – you might have realized this, but I’m not a redditor so my heart doesnt bleed for non-issues.

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By the way, way off topic as much as I enjoy the Zaalg beatdown, I am halfway through season 2 of Severance and if you haven’t watched it yet you are doin yourself dirty.

Imma keep it a buck with you chief I always thought people who twinked largely did it to beat up on the undergeared/noobs
That being said the counterplay is to just level lmao

it should go without saying that Zaalg is perfectly entitled to have strong opinions about things he doesnt even do in The World of WarCraft. he should just be less curmudgeonly about anybody noticing. :dracthyr_shrug: :dracthyr_shrug: :dracthyr_shrug: :dracthyr_shrug: :dracthyr_shrug: :dracthyr_shrug: :dracthyr_shrug: :dracthyr_shrug: :dracthyr_shrug:

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Wife and i are supposed to start it after my cata prog tonight.

It takes a few episodes to sink in but my god by the end of season 1 it’s insane.