GD Lounge # Reforged

Raids the lounge fridge while no-one is about and eats all the chocolate pudding and icecream

Force chokes the Night Elf, because Sanlay is ALWAYS around Hands. Off. My. Pudding.

Furrballs cyclones the rather inhospitable blood elf, but reluctantly offers to share the pudding and icecream, pointing to the ‘No fighting in the lounge’ sign on the wall

How does one get rid of a ghost seeking vengeance against the world?

To any saying bury the body: This is the ghost of someone murdered not the ghost of someone whose grave was desecrated! Of course desecrating the corpse of such a vengeful ghost will probably put you on that ghost’s particular radar if you weren’t already on it.

To any saying “kill the guy who murdered the dead guy and present the murderer’s heart to the ghost”: What if the murderer is already dead?

I say the best method to get rid of the vengeful ghost is simply to resurrect the dead guy through a good old fashioned resurrection! He/she is clearly more dangerous dead than alive.

Why hasn’t anyone attempted to get rid of Samara, Sadako and the Saeki House Ghosts from the Ring and Grudge Movies that way? Are there no people capable of casting resurrection?

There be a simple solution tae tha’ problem. Salt an’ burn the bones of the ghost, it banishes the spirit.

sighs after looking at the sign I’m sorry, but I get cranky when I’m tired and someone tries to take my food.

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Didn’t banish Samara Morgan
 She simply possessed the one who burned and salted her corpse.

The best way to hinder Samara would be to resurrect her fully. She is a lot more limited alive than dead. She may have mastered her nensha powers while dead yet she can’t teleport her body like she can her ghost or she would have done that when her biological father started desecrating it.

Once Samara is resurrected? Put her into stasis and do to her what was done to Millhouse Manastorm’s father Magnus Manastorm(who was also more dangerous dead than alive): Shove her into a Prison Dimension then shove said Dimension adrift into the Twisting Nether.

/Puts on a free keg :beer::cocktail:
/Kickstarts dead lounge
Floozies welcome

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i feel like us girls need new bras. especially with the new xmog stuff.

how long has my character been wearing the same bra? time to change clothes!

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We need bikinis and mini skirts :bikini:

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/blows dust off the table.
/sits down with a tinkered of ale.
/removes spider webs from nearby chairs.

*slowly trudges in wearing a brown, hooded robe before sitting down, gun in hand *

I’ll have
 a
 drink


*something red and shiny on her forehead catches your eye *

*hand holding the gun to the ground begins to shake and waver *

/breaks out the carrot cake and coffee

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Sits up really fast
Not Guilty Your Honor
Falls off the Barstool, disappears beneath a cloud of dust, and cobwebs, as she hits the floor

Arcano Bunny pushes a bottle of whiskey onto her head.
Ouch!

Crawls across the floor and grabs a piece of carrot cake.

smiles as she eats it
Thanks Surfy
Hugs

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/kneels over to check on her sneaky sister

ooo izzy, you been drinking the good stuff again?

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Looks up through bloodshot eyes


Hello Surfy
 Hello Surfy’s twin, and other twin


blinks wipes cobwebs out of hair. Spider sleeping in it flips her off and walks away grumbling about rude Blood Elves.

Always the good stuff, the stuff that I get from Captain.

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well three of me can’t be too bad of a thing

/starts helping to clear off some more cobwebs

can’t have ya be this dusty - the other sindore’i would think you’ve become a country elf

/giggle

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/Plants flag for Liberté, égalité, et fraternité

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Does that mean there will be free food ?

/puts out Carrot cake and cool refreshing juice boxes

/sings le marseillaise

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