40/40 vision?
You just want to replace my eyeballs with bronze glasses like yours. I’m on to you.
wears bronze glasses
definitely. I wasn’t trying to take your shoes or wallet.
headpats
But you should already know how to take my shoes if you can tattoo words on my feet.
These are some bad hombres.
I stole these from a rich goblin.
You don’t even have those!
oh yes, yes. Just don’t look at your feet sweetie
meow.
pass me a burger.
my life sucks.
and no one sumpathizes. sym.
derp.
i’m unique. and yet not.
That’s the spell she used. Tattooing your feet with shoes on.
But they were giving them out for free down the street!
Sounds like food
That goblin said he paid 15k for em, i wanted to make em sad for pushing a homeless down…
Not anymore now that she stole them.
That’s right, I should probably check to see if you wrote anything on the other foot.
Oh snap, she’s a witch.
/casts blizzard, doing frost damage to everyone talking
might as well grief people if i’m going to be ignored and hated.
gives burger
You are very special and there is no one else like you!
Headpats
YOU NEVER HAD FEET!
That burger is rare too.
sets pile of bacon underneath friend box trap