GAIZ! I can save WoW! ♥

Next expansion: Dragon Isles

BUT WAIT! It gets better!

Two new Races!

We find a large tribe of smart Ogres for the Horde…

And a big tribe of Philosophical Murlocs for the Alliance!

:smiley:

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Make the Ogres kill all the Pandarens

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Nah, we don’t want nerd Ogres. We want the most rock-eating buffoons you’ve got.

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I would want them to be new races and they get their own starter zones with new lore about the race. Something like the Orge deserves to have their own starter zone and be called a new race, not an allied race of an existing race.

As for murlocks I always wanted naga over them. It would have given the other “playable” race out of warcraft three into the WoW universe.

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You had me at playable murlocs. Blizzard, hire this Night Elf right now!

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I dont like dragons. I think im the only one

Gimme Ogres dumb and drooling or give me none at all! Thank you.

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I think you are, because I have never heard a single human being utter these words before.

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Even better! Dragon Aisles where we go to a dragon themed grocery store and buy food.

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Where the employees are all just bowls of fruit. And the products are all just bowls of fruit.

murlocs would make me go horde if they was for horde thats the only way.

I can already see the threads:

Kicked because mrgrgellglllll! Community is Garbo!

I’m all for playable Murlocs, but I suspect there would be an uprising if they were only for Alliance.

Damn right, I full on want a text filter you cant turn off while typing as one

“Hey, what are those guys doing over there?”
To
“EY, WHAT THEY DOIN OVER THERE”

“Man my dps is great tonight”
to
“ME BASH EM GOOD”

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Fair point! I’ll change that. :slightly_smiling_face:

why not both, the smart ones and the dumb ones are both pretty integral to their lore.

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Why are the Ogres gonno kill us when we got booze and ribs

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Fur coats for when it gets cold out

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Dragon Isles. Capital city Berk.

This is Berk. It’s twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It’s located solidly on the Meridian of Misery.

My village. In a word, sturdy. It’s been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We’ve got hunting, fishing, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. Most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have… dragons.

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