You belong on someone’s shoulder babe. Not on the forums.
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They’re triggered.
Want me to punt them?
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not creepy at all
God damnit.
Statement: I uninstalled my heart and provided it to my wife.
Query: does that count?
Clarification: Dont worry, I installed the light core version 4.2.1.2 in its place.
Don’t hurt yourself. Just spray some water on them and toss them back in the trash pile where they came from.
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No pain no gain.
I have a blow torch I haven’t used in a while. Needs to be tested to make sure it still works… Do you mind being the subje… I mean helping?
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hello furry people… please dont kill me
No hurt my new cute foxy frand.
Perish the thought.
And Alliance is literally an emo-led swap-party called “Void Elves and Friends,” what’s your point?
Fur the Horde. Yeah. We have cows (Tauren), we have Moose (High Mountain Cows), and we now have creepy desert foxes (Vulperaeses). Yeah, works fur me.
The Alliance has those wolf/human things, but they don’t really count since they are only part timers.
Yeah! Fur the Horde!
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Go use it on your new alliance buddies, I’m suuure they would love your blow torch
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Go ahead babe! Try and punt my mechanical endoskeleton. Even if you do have the momentum your flesh-stubs and inferior calcium shell will break on impact!
You have a blowtorch? Cool. I have several.
You know what he doesn’t have?
Here’s what I have that you don’t. Depth perception, functioning eyes and a sense of taste babe.
You also have a body like a squished Ken doll except for not buff at all.
No manhood to speak of. None.
The only nuts you have require a wrench.
Poor thing must have a screw lose if he thinks any of that is in good taste
Just look at that facial hair 
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Hmm, does that mean you can taste things? Like…food? If so, what do faux gnomes eat? If not, do you mean that you can discriminate between good, bad, or indifferent? A discriminating gnome…weird! Well, you did one thing, you are a little less boring than you were a minute ago.
Yifftron notes the poorly disguised butthurt of the op and how this is yet another “blizz hates alliance for not giving us the cool thing” thread with lack luster camouflage.
We suggest that the OP be broken down to it’s constituent parts and reused for greater effect in other iterations after careful examination in order to ensure that it’s defects don’t spread.
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