I didn’t dps the dogs at the start of the Scarlet Monastery dungeon.
They were not impressed by my pacifist attitude towards poor little innocent pets.
When I just started my bm hunter I pulled extra mobs 4 times in a row in Motherload. When I got booted I was actually thankful, I was playing like garbage.
But the most memorable was an Island Expedition where when I joined 2 other raid-level toons ordered me to stay on the boat and not move. When I left the boat they booted me. I would rather have a CD than just sit there with a thumb you know where. I did take screenshots and reported them and got confirmation they were being dealt with - I hope they lost a week of raiding progression.
I remember when I queued to a dungeon once and they asked me where my second weapon was. I Told 'em I was an Arms warrior and got kicked immediately after.
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Was in a group once and we booted a DK in Azjol Nerub who hit PoF as we made the jump after Hadronox
They didn’t like my transmog. We hadn’t even started, they said my 'mog was “slutty” and then I’m looking at a loading screen. For the record, it was a female toon and the mog was a full robe so???
When I joined a heroic eternal palace, and when we got to Blackwater behemoth I asked if there was any difference from normal, everyone said “no” so I didn’t think anything else of it. Well turns out the Pufferfish luminescent doesn’t fall off when you leave the first precipice and I got eaten.
Well they then kicked me and called me a noob for not knowing the mechanics, despite the fact that I asked and they gave me incorrect information.
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Gnome tanks ruined their immersion.
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I got kicked in a heroic Shrine of the Storm early in the expansion for swapping to blood spec after the tank had left… The other three were in a group and I guess they wanted to invite a friend… And I was impatient and swapped to blood to keep the run going.
Kicked for being useful? Can I say that here?
Maybe not funniest, but definitely stupidest:
I got kicked on my main for not having heirloom armor on. Now keep in mind, this was when you needed a top level character to even buy them, and this was my first toon, still leveling.
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Altoholic elitism at its finest… Rip.
Well they werent wrong…
I’ve only been kicked once and I totally deserved it!
I was exhausted with a colicky newborn, so not exactly at my best, and got lost in waycrest manor.
You see, I had only been thru a few times and always just followed the group, but this time the tank over pulled and did not have aggro on everything for some reason, so me, mere dps, totally died.
I had to run back on my own without anyone to follow and I thought I was going crazy as I kept ending up in front of the same damn stairwell no matter which way I went. When they finally kicked me it was a relief to be out that weird maze hell and sadly I never went back.
I am officially a noob scrub now. 
WCM was an interesting place to try and navigate. It doesnt help that the pathing in it changes so much
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Running a normal freehold on my 110 prot warrior.
Ran up stairs and started pulling packs on left instead of doing mythic skips. 1, because it’s normal and I didn’t feel like risking it. 2, it’s normal and things die easily.
Got punted to loading screen, whispered a dps and he said it was because I was going the wrong way and not avoiding trash.
I was once kicked years ago for misspelling Serj Tankian’s name.
I’m not kidding either. Group leader must have been a super big SOAD fan.
Doing an underrot on a teeming week in season 1 I think.
For some reason I was pugging. Anyway they decided to pull the pack after the first boss. You know the one. It has like 2 or maybe 3 maggots that do the frontal.
Knock the first cast. I already know whats going to happen next. Obviously nobody pays any attention to where they’re facing or considers interrupting the cast so thd next frontals kill all of the dps. Next thing, sorry man you don’t heal enough and removed from group. I laughed and there was much rejoicing.
had another funny kick happen to me last night.
- join some dudes BG premade group.
- we get temple of kotmogu
- like the first 60 seconds into the match this DK (group leader) is already dead and hes crying that im not helping him hit healers (even though i am literally doing twice as much dmg to them as him, recount doesnt lie)
- i keep fighting in mid im tearing it up, killing healrs and orb carriers left and right…
- but the DK keeps dying and crying for some reason its all my fault lol.
- we barely lose by 10 points, an insanely close game…
- i did 12 million damage and he did 6 million damage.
- he kicks me and says “we dont need you selfish behavior”
i literally did twice as much dmg as him not only in total but to healers as well, but for some reason I am the only reason we lost that BG… he said it was my fault that we lost lmfao
cant make this stuff up.
I was casting holy light, damn rogues.