Friendly reminder that not only are Belfs frail they're midgets

Blood elf women are 5’ and blood elf “men” are 5"5.

Playing a Zandalari and standing next to all these small elves honestly makes me laugh

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What a lovely post.

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Have you noticed that the evolutionary progression of everything in wow is from big and tall to much smaller? I believe that gnomes are the evolutionary end for alliance races and goblins for horde races.

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At least they can stand up straight, ya hunchback.

(just a friendly gibe, OP)

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Blood elf men stand at a slant and blood elf women can’t even hold their heads up :joy::joy::joy:

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Another useless Sunday thread. Yay.

Happy Mother’s Day!

Also did you know Tauren are tall and have horns??

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manlet DYELs rise up!

The shorter the king, the taller the crown

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It’s all about them dynamic poses. Not that I would expect a troll to know anything about fashion.

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Talks about Zandalari, posts on his hunchback cripple one pixel character. LOL, I bet he never even got the requisite rep to make a Zandalari.

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Yea they aren’t much taller than my dwarf. Kind of funny actually.

High Gnomes are the best elven short people.

Between 5 and 5 and a half is not midgetdom.

The Dwarves are closer to that definition, as are the Gnomes.

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hey im 5”6

don’t knock the small bois :frowning_face:

Regular troll unhunched 8’4.5"
Zandalari 8’4.1"

Who’s tiny now

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that’s not true.

the males are 6’1 or 6’2, can’t remember exactly. slightly taller than male human.

the females are about the same height as human females.

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I happen to like short chicks so…who cares?

For any man, that is midget territory. I know not technically but in the practical sense it is.

https://i.redd.it/ec7m3y184ex21.jpg

actually, the females are a little taller than human females. they’re 5’9.

What makes a big person, OP? I know a guy who is only 5’7, but the man looks like he is 220 pounds of pure muscle and very broad shoulders.