- Coffee
- Alcohol
- Red Bull
- Totino’s Pizza Roles
- Totino’s Pizza
- Napkins (
) - Chores done to mitigate wife agro
- “Positive” Covid test for work
- Cool Ranch Doritos ( superior to nacho cheese )
- Water ( I guess )
Anything else ? What do you all start with ? 
poop bucket
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Smart, blessing of salv doesn’t work when it comes to the wife for some reason. 
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Sap doesn’t either.
GDKP however does ( and I hate GDPK )
Defibrillator?
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Get caught up at work with the intention of slacking off
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what is this? Where do you live where covid is still a thing after all the facts have came out.
They give you a week off for a cold? Must be nice.
I think the most important thing on your list is #7 lol
My friend, I work from home and could take the week off for covid. I’d use sick time, but people understand that having the flu isn’t really work appropriate. Ask for better!
Yeah. Best I have found is when you lose the chore war…make it fun.
recently the wife was making it clear I was cooking out of rotation. when I lose I am tired wars (both of us tired, someone has to lose lol) its cast iron night. seasoned cast iron grows stronger with every cooking!
I wish I cold trust the wife with the cast iron. Last time I did that I saw her reach for dish soap and had to end that real fast. In some parts of the world…that be viable grounds for divorce lol.
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Ofc working with flu is no good… The flu is way worse than covid silly. The Flu vaccine actually works when they guess the strain right for the season.
- Vitamins
- Prayers
- Run Wild
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- Doesn’t work for me, brother.
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WTF are you doing with these?
Catheter installed 
Fecal bucket dumped
Depends restocked
It’s gaming time 
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Literally the most important buff ever.
The best WoW vets know the compounding effects of chores. 15 mins doing the dishes = 2 hours of game time. Cooking dinner? Play all night.
This man knows!
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