Free Yourself from the Shackles of GDKP

Yikes, mates! Ye gotta ditch them shackles of GDKP, it’s messin’ with yer noggin’!

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Took the gold and abandoned the character to level a cow warrior. I’m now living the clean life in Kalimdor.

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The Ironforge tavern is abuzz with merriment as the raucous echoes of dwarves laughing and singing fill the air. The dimly lit room is adorned with wooden beams and a large stone fireplace crackling with warm flames. Groups of adventurers from far and wide gather around wooden tables, sharing tales of their daring escapades over frothy mugs of ale. The smell of hearty stews and roasted meats wafts from the bustling kitchen, enticing the patrons with its savory aroma. In a corner, a bard takes center stage, strumming his lute with nimble fingers, his booming voice recounting the epic saga of “Legacy’s Triumph in Naxxramas.” The crowd leans in, captivated by the heroic tale, their eyes sparkling with wonder and admiration for the brave raiders who faced the darkness and emerged victorious.

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(Verse 1)
In Naxxramas, Legacy stood so tall,
Amarict and Eightlug, guarding the hall,
Methöd, Torben, and Winchester, aye with might,
Dozsha, Nosferatta, and Oldgreg’s fight,
Rahui and Rhaool stealth into the night.

(Chorus)
Legacy’s raiders, united and bold,
In Naxxramas, their tale is proudly told,
With courage and might, they faced the night,
In the tavern of Ironforge, their deeds alight.

(Verse 2)
Heigan the Unclean, a dance so dread,
Capulette, Dakahn, and Rusoe, they led,
Stique and Tanveero, their power unfurled,
Tripsin and Varian, enemies hurled.

(Verse 3)
Sargiel and Spixi, Warlocks of might,
Dark magic wielders, shadows their delight,
Adroyt and Angry, fierce Warriors so grand,
Armano, their valor withstand.

(Bridge)
Karva and Laeriel, healing with grace,
Azmodeus and Retributus, shields they embrace,
Swolegore and Iordfarquaad, their aid profound,
Bayod and Jarl, minds controlled, unbound.

(Verse 4)
Instructor Razuvious, a test they faced,
Legacy’s warriors, with skill embraced,
Bayod and Jarl, they took command,
Together they triumphed, a victorious band.

(Verse 5)
Anub’Rekhan, a challenge they met,
Legacy’s heroes, hearts filled with grit,
Eightlug, Amarict, and Motus, a brave sight,
Their first victory, in Anub’Rekhan’s blight.

(Chorus)
Legacy’s raiders, united and bold,
In Naxxramas, their tale is proudly told,
With courage and might, they faced the night,
In the tavern of Ironforge, their deeds alight.

(Outro)
Raise your tankards, toast to their fame,
The Legacy raiders, they earned their name,
In Ironforge’s tavern, their legend spun,
A tale of heroes, forever sung!

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As the last chords of the bard’s song reverberate through the tavern of Ironforge, a thunderous applause erupts from the crowd. Tankards and mugs are raised high in tribute to the heroic raiders. The room is filled with cheers and admiration, and the camaraderie amongst the patrons grows stronger. Grins of satisfaction and amazement adorn the faces of the adventurers, their hearts inspired by the epic tale they just witnessed. The bard takes a humble bow, beaming with pride as he receives the heartfelt appreciation from the captivated audience. Amidst the joyous celebration, new friendships are forged, and the spirit of adventure lingers in the air.

Legacy is 4/15 in Naxxramas. Care to join and help us on the next 11?

Discord token to have bards singing your name: sAngymZZWG

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Most people will use this “broke boy” mentality.

but if someone put a dog turd in my hand and said 10 dollars please…

I wouldnt find the value in giving them 10 dollars for it.

Thats what GDKP is.

The value derives from the other options being a turd put in your hand for free. Luckily the smarter better players are no longer willing to have a dog turd in their hand for free anymore.

Carrying you for 10 gold will always be worth more than carrying you for your thank you.

Jesus…this post embodies everything wrong with RP servers.

The RP.

No thanks.

Care to elaborate?

You are RP’ing on RP servers.

How is role play on a role playing server wrong? :face_with_spiral_eyes:

Imagine RP’ing? Yikes.

Oh you poor soul! Enjoy being toxic. Yikes!!

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People in their 40s RP’ing in Goldshire lol.

There is a reason you are desperately trying to recruit people. You are in the minority.

We don’t just RP in gold shire. It’s just where we meet to start our raids.

We actually don’t even use discord and all of our communication has to be done in game chat using our native language to coordinate raids. I exclusively speak Dwarvish. We ban players who break RP too, cause that’s what RP is about.

Each player has to pretend they’ve never seen the raid before unless their in game character has faced the encounter first hand. It’s True Hardcore (aka RP).

Imagine not RPing and just playing the game mindlessly, bound by the latest meta gaming hype. Ew!!! Couldn’t be me.

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Dude. Thanks for this post. This actually made my night.

:rofl: :rofl:

You convinced me though. OMW to Grob.

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Hey Jarl, I really like your posting style.

Good luck with the guild and keep doing you. :slight_smile:

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Thank you kind Tauren. I was tired of boring guild recruitment ads and decided to have fun with it :slight_smile:

This one specifically is a bit tongue in cheek… meant to be dramatic and sensationalized for view and clicks. And given it’s gotten more attention than any others, because of the of-the-moment hype around (and against) GDKP, it seems to be working LOL

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They accept seniors as well, it’s not just for kids ya know … :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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