Flower weaving are you kidding me?

I feel Blizzard is missing out by not sneaking in a proc that occurs with 12-month-sub weaving.

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Shut up gray parser.

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Well guys I’m happy you all managed to derail this entire post

FLOWERWEAVING is the act of casting Gift of The Wild in a raid. You see it actually is almost a guarantee to proc omen of clarity allowing us a free of cost ability.

It’s mainly used for swipe on large groups of mobs so my suggestion was to remove this garbage flower weaving and buff swipe or make it cost less energy.

Feral druids are very unique in the case that it is the only class that can pull decent dps and tank in a pinch in a fight. Tank eats dirt pop bear form you are immune to crushing blows.

Congratulations Frosstfire you are the picture definition of a troll. I think the folks here need to learn to use the flag button

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i can’t believe i had to go 145 posts into this stupid thread to finally find out what flower weaving is, but thank you for this.

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No one in the entire history of WoW, has ever both been good at the game, and also needed to post behind a forum alt. It’s one or the other, I’m sorry.

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Are your parses so bad warcraft logs wont even recognize you did dps?

Ouch.

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I found out about this the other day and found it kinda of amusing. I don’t really mind though… if people can find a way to improve their DPS by 0.05% by doing some weird thing, absolutely power to them. I think it’s the hallmark of a good game when you can do stuff like this.

It makes no meaningful difference but for people who want to push the boundaries, they can.

If you’re mad about weird stuff necessary to parse high, then you’re not going to parse like them no matter the conditions.

Get over it. I suck at parsing too because I’m lazy. The only way I really get kept in guilds is because I never mess up mechanics and even that is becoming less important as people just parse through them.

Lazy people like us are a dying breed. We still have GDKP though.

What do you mean by “lazy”.

Parsing is just using the right gear which is easy to do, doing your rotation right which you should be doing anyway and using raid consumables.

There is no secret trick to parsing.

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I’m straight up too lazy to learn feral druid rotation. That’s why I play boomkin.

I just don’t have it in me to try that hard anymore. I played this game when I was young before and easily devoted to nothingness. Now I’m just… passing the time?

Yea I mean if you don’t want to look up your rotation for 5 minutes and you show up and just press whatever.

Parsing is pretty simple there is no real trick to it. Just playing optimally will do it as far as rotation and cooldowns go. Obviously raid consumables to.

There isnt much outside of that. Anyone can 90+ parse just doing that.

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If you are playing a 15 yr old expansion to parse, I mean enough said.

/end thread

You guys do really love to feed the troll uh?
That being said, feral is still trash :joy_cat:

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Sorry, did you just say that you’re too lazy to do as much DPS as other people so you should get buffed for no reason?

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Our feral druid prefers bear weaving as well.

If your logs were good you would post on your main.

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They aren’t good.

Even Asmongold said he was trash at the game and a loser.

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I’m not scrolling down to see if someone else has said it, but tldr; you cast gift of the wild to try to proc omen of clarity, which is not consumed when going into cat form, allowing you to get a free cast as a cat.

As far as I know, you fish for the proc prior to the fight starting, and during fight you bear weave? Idk im not a druid, just a friend of a druid.

Also gift looks like a flower, hence the name, flower weaving.

Leave it to Frostfire the grey to do that.

If he can rage about parses in a thread, by god, he will do it.

No no no you don’t understand. His guild doesn’t log, while at the same time, he obsesses over everyone else’s logs, but he has no logs, but he’ll hold your logs over you, and you’ll also “never find his logs”, and he doesn’t want to share them by posting on his main because he doesn’t want stalkers to harass him, while he messages Drinknblink’s GM harassing them.

You’re not smoothbrain enough to understand the complexities of a deranged Frosty mind.

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