Feb 20, 2026

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World of Warcraft Patch 12.0.9

World of Warcraft Patch 12.0.9 “Nine Minutes After Midnight” (working title) April 1, 2026 Production notes This patch is going to be a real crowd-pleaser when we reveal it via a series of elaborate videos. Please do not forward this document to anyone, so that we can avoid leaks and everyone can continue doing great work. Remember what happened last time! It was horrible! Maybe not as horrible as when you get takeout and discover a missing item only after you get home, but it was bad. Maybe…