Favorite WoW Quotes

Break yourselves upon my body!

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“Keep you’re feet on the ground.” - I say that IRL.

“I’m gonna punch that dragon in the face!” - Theldruin

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“Did you think we had forgotten? Did you think we had forgiven? Behold, now, the terrible vengeance of the Forsaken! Death to the Scourge! And death to the living!”

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Also, “I’m going to kick the mustard out of that hot dog.” - But that’s from the G.I. Joe cartoon. I’m pretty sure it’s also the first episode.

When it comes from a flight master I get just a bit nervous…

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The real life equivalent would be, sure your bus is scheduled to leave on time but that doesn’t mean the driver is there.

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“Time is money, friend.”

“Now I stand, the lion before the lambs, and they do not fear. They cannot fear.”

-Arthas

“I am the lucid dream. The monster in your nightmares. The fiend of a thousand faces. Cower before my true form. Bow down before the god of death!”

-Yogg-Saron

“How DARE YOU DRAG BLOOD ACROSS MY FLOOR!”

-Trilliax

(Also everything else Trilliax says. I love that boss so dang much.)

“What are these BIRDS doing here?!”

This pear.

So delicious

:pear:

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Dumass says: HI! I’M NEW! BIG WHITE LIGHT CREATURE WITH WINGS MADE ME ALIVE! I SERVE THE BANSHEE QUEEN! YAY!
HELP!
HI!

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I submit to no one! Not you, not the Jailer, and not that coward Thrall! FOR THE HORDE!

Filthy, Filthy, FIIILLTHYYYYY

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Pretty much anything Johnny Awesome says.

Shokia: "Come on Kiryrn, letʻs go do Girl stuff!:

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Anything said by Sire Denathrius, Remornia, Kayn Sunfury, Raszegeth and Plague Devisor Marileth.

The whole exchange between Professor Ichistrasz and Professor Mystakira in Algeth’ar Academy.

“Ichistrasz! What are you doing? There’s too much life magic!”
“Me? What are you doing, there’s too much nature!”
“What is that thing? This is your fault!”
“Absolutely not!”

Then there’s Fyrakk’s line, “apologies, Firelord, I would rather watch you die.” Good stuff.

“I’m gonna punch that dragon in the face!” - Theldurin.

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“When in doubt, be Swarfy.”
 
~Swarf

Every single line out of Broodkeeper Diurna is absolute fire.