Fated <Frostmourne> Guild LFM for TWW

Recruitment Oceanic Guild Recruitment
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Introduction

Fated are looking for more members for the new Patch 11.0.7 (exciting, woohoo and insert carlton dance meme)!

We comprise mainly of dodgy wombats and sheep…I mean Australians and New Zealanders. We are looking to expand our ranks both socially and for content.

We have a raid team that focuses on clearing every Heroic tier and has consistently achieved AOTC since…a long long time ago.

We always have M+ groups going, and if you’d like to lead / organise groups boy would you fit in well here.

Looking for more

Pallies and gnomes are highly encouraged to apply. We are always looking for more raiders and M+ peeps so please hit that subscribe button…oh wait PM me…

Applicants that don’t stand in fire are especially welcomed.

Raid times

Our raid runs on Wednesday and Thursday, 8 to 10 pm server time (whatever that equates to GMT wise, you can google that right?)

Tardiness will be rewarded with a swift foot in the ***.

Heroic Raid requirements

Get along with all the nutters in the guild.

If you are DPS, your DPS must be higher than tanks even when you are not in the raid.

If you are a healer, don’t heal Gerias.

Don’t stand in stuff that will kill you or wipe the raid group. Killing our paladins and blue things purposefully will be rewarded.

ilvl requirement: 600

Do raid mechanics (orly?).

Listen to our fearless leaders’ luscious melodious raid calls…and sometimes obey them.

The trial process may include running you through raid content we have consistently cleared. Please note that you do not have to have cleared heroic raid tier to trial with us, however you must convey that you are willing to learn and can improve based on feedback or mistakes.

We also highly encourage M+ participation which are organised on a daily when we are not raiding. No, we are not addicted to the game and can stop any time…really…maybe…

We need you!

If this crazy group of people sounds like your thing, then feel free to message me on discord or in-game.

Discord: Cibai#3751

Battletag: Cibai#1531

Trial period is 1 month. You do not have to join our guild during this period. However, if you are a successful applicant, it would be highly encouraged to join the guild.

For all other enquiries, especially sexual favours, please PM Raisa directly.

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