All right, so i’m minding my own business, cruising my siege tank down the roads of Alterac Valley. The cool mountain breeze and sweet smell of tank fuel filling my nostrils when suddenly my leisurely ride is interrupted by a series of jarring bumps!
“What the heck was that!” I wonder, just as I notice an Undead Priest standing in the middle of the road frantically waving his arms about.
“Hey! You fiend! Get outta’ my way” I holler, but then i remember these Horde scalliwags can’t be expected to understand such a fine language as Dwarven.
Well, i’ve never been the type of Dwarf to ignore some unsavory Horde types when they’re so obviously looking for a fight! So i dismount my tank and begin to show this Undead scum what a Paladin of the light is really capable of!
Long story short, 43 minutes later the priest had clearly seen the error in his ways and decided he had best find another road to stand in lest he face more of my wrath! It was only then that i noticed those bumps earlier were his former companions.
“O well” I think to myself as a crack open a cold Thunderbrew and continue my journey down these lovely mountain roads.