Carnival worker: “This ride is only for people that are above 48 inches tall.”
Shaquille O’Neal: “That’s okay, I’m pretty confident I’m taller than 48 inches.”
You need to get off your pedestal and learn a thing or two instead of running your mouth. I won’t bother you with my credentials, but I am confident I know more about writing than you do.
See what I did there? That was sarcasm also, just in case you’re not sure.