Epic premade shenanigans

Queued into Ashran with a premade today and they was super serious. Dropping flask cauldrons. Popping freeze dragon before the gates opened (mild mail exploit). All juiced up and yelling and stuff. And absolutely rolled the pugs who never stood a chance.

When playing on easy isn’t easy enough.

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I’ve never seen anything like this before, what does freeze dragon do for them?

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stops enemy team from reaching objectives before we do

i am, disappointed that is used so freely now

its only a matter of time that other shenanigans are widely adopted

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not a very detailed description of the event. imagine if tolkien had described the battle of the 5 armies in this way.

We beat a premade in AV last night which was nice. But yeah most of the time they’re sweaty nerds. I’ve seen that frost dragon at the start before was puzzled how they did it.

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IT was a quiet night, the air was thick and heavy, likely due to us all being mouth-breathers. The thought of our nose being clear of crusty, hairy snot would sicken us with the smelly dishes not being done

We waited. That was part of our duty, to wait. And wait.

Then… DEN DE DENNNNN! The Epic Battleground pop-up came. A solid 16 players!

But there was something wrong, like a pilot who just didn’t feel right to fly that day. And so, we dropped.
It’s a mystery how the mind works.

Three, two, one… I always wait a few seconds. Like the fat kid that waits for others to line up at the ice-cream truck as to not look too desperate.

Sausages. My fingers were turning into sausages; i had to transition to ESDF from WASD, removing the A key, as i was pressing two keys at once. Sausage Fingers

snap, crackle, … POP. IT WAS OUR TIME.

Two Tanks, fourteen Heals. Ashran & AA up. For sure we had this; flasks, oils, web/shock items. But we felt, perhaps, it wasn’t enough.

One minute till we ride victory, a screech so loud i had to alt-tab and turn my volume down. A FROSTWRYM. So big and blue, to freeze-trap all that oppose us.

the Gates open and we ride. we arrive at RoC but no pugs to troll or stomp on.
The Enemy Pugs. They were frozen, like our brain cells we developed at birth. Frozen. Stuck. All the Enemy could do is wait beside their Troll King and curse at our Shenanigans

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I really need to do some premades even if it’s just to see how things have changed. When I first met people doing premades it was TBT doing IOC and then Hydra with AV, I heard people were doing Ashran or Wintergrasp ones now lol.

I am a heretic WER player so that I can get even more keybinds. Hopefully everyone else in the AV won’t point at me and laugh at me and make me go live with the harpies in that frost cave.

very nice, well done

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yeah its like having training wheels on and yelling “LOOK MOM, NO HANDS!”

who’s a big boy :slight_smile:

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While dumping on premades, just like to give a shoutout to DJL for being the least sweaty community I’ve come across. Sure there’s others. No stacking. No exploits. No dictating members play this class or that spec, just show up and play what you want. Leads are chill and so is the inclusive vibe.

There’s good reasons for their community’s longevity while others sweat and emo, fuss and feud and crash and burn. They’re nice.

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1 for invites, it’s that simple :smiley:

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1 to group up and 2 for dodge?

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That’s Davy Jone’s Locker? Which faction are they? I’m like 50/50 on deciding if I should get back into premades or try out BG Blitz/Solo Queue arenas and I’d love to try out some premades just to see how they are these days.

Have you ever seen horde teams pop a frost wyrm before the gates open in Ashran? I haven’t. Only ever have seen it done by alliance - typically when the AA is up so they can easily get there first.

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Never seen DJL dodge. Put up with all manner of stalker crap, sure. Bizarre fixations. Emo vids when stuff doesn’t go their way as the sweat lords sweat. Spying. Battling against exploit kings.

And they just don’t care. They queue the next game and have fun. Must drive the serious business weirdos nuts.

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Yeah I really doubt that.

I really don’t care about communities the whole thing is fn pathetic. But I’ve been in a lot of games where the gates open and your down fifteen players on a side because some team dodges.

And it’s epic bg communities that do it. That ruins the game and those losers should be banned for it.

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If they are queue syncing they are exploiting still so.

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We don’t dodge anyone.

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hard to say right? of course your gonna say that. and those in your community. I know some of the ebg community players are legit and honest and play really well. but ive also been in a lot of games where one of the teams is missing 15 players. and thats because of communities.

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That does not equate to dodging, that is not everyone popped and we only have a few groups. That’s how it is for Horde. Alliance have so many queueing it doesn’t matter.