[ENTRIES CLOSED] Win a mount bros

I can not think of anyone else who I can’t think of bad things they’ve done more than Hogrus hasn’t done.

That’s a pretty generic compliment right there.

I would like a chariot with a single war horse or 6 night elves and a whip.

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Moment I got hogrus it was my go to mount for a while, I even sang a really bad song to myself while riding it, involved rhyming pig with pig many times

Ain’t nothing big
I’m just riding a pig
Going to the gig
On my stone pig
Can’t make a dig
At my ol’ pig
Go dance a jig
With my new pig

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we needed to make a poem too?

I missed that.

Also she used pig four times in that poem. That’s like using the word Very multiple times in a row on an essay to eat up more room.

The poem is a lie
no matter how you try
I’ll be forced to deny
orange juice and toothpaste.
what a waste of taste.
makes me want to cry
but I got no ducts.
looks like im

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something nice about Hogrus (mandatory step!)

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just saying something nice about Hogrus is the only necessary step. i did like dat lil poem tho.

also love visualizing u being pulled by ur mule team of night elves haha

:dracthyr_hehe_animated:

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you and me both, mon ami. haha

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Or sooner.

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All I am saying is that it’s after 8PM in IST right now.

OP never said what time zone, did they? I really need to read gooder.

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yea teh fun police got us flagged lol not even the least bit surprised

 

yah u do lol

The sentiment and gesture of what you’re doing is kind of you. I don’t even care if I win or not, it was just funny to see a topic about a digital piggy. Merry xmas Swarf. It sucks people flag things that aren’t toxic but don’t lose your spirit, mate.

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thnx bro n no worries, i’m good. i laughed when i got the notice the thread’s flagged, like i said not even the least bit surprised. ppl are evil lol n just want to spread misery, life goes on

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Definitely some petty behavior.

But it is like my Mom always used to say, “in a world full of Scrooges, be a Swarf”.

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haha i love that

:dracthyr_lulmao:

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Hogrus is cool, but I think I’d rather soar on the Storm Siren’s wings! 🪽

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that’s lame. I wonder for what reason it’s flagged, like is there a secret broken rule or are you on someone’s excrement list?

either way, stinks a good deed gets undone.

Also, not looking to win. Its a fun thread to play in with folks.

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anyone can flag a thread at any time bro, no reason needed

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Hogrus is some pig! Like, of all the pigs, he’s the most pig. Such pig!

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some folks just want to watch the world burn

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I’ll see your batman quote and raise you a crow.

It can’t rain all the time.

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Swarfy: “Here’s a free mount folks!” :heart_eyes:

Folks: “Report him!” :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

:laughing:

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