Dwarfs report in

You rang?

/10char

Where my Wildhammers at?

No, seriously…

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Dwarf #23 reporting in

But friend, we’re all brothers in our love of good beer, aren’t we?

/Flirt

I’m a dwarf. See my beard?

He is wearing a fake beard on top of his face mask.

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Not a dwarf, just saying that you are the greatest allies to kill Horde with.

/salute

Water? Oh, you mean that stuff in the rivers we use to make Thunderbrew. Don’t drink the stuff personally, but I hear it’s pretty useful.

Aye, Panderen are our brothers in many things, lad.

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Here i am, a dwarf, in the flesh

I’m a dwarf at heart. Do I count?

I mained a dwarf priest for several expansions?

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Captain Roondo Blackbarrel, at yer service, friends!

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(waves little… um… dorfish hellos and puts out cookies for all!)

:cookie:

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Wait. You look familiar. And where is that fruity soap smell coming from?

Dang, this Thunderbrew must have been in the barrel too long.

Grumbles’ as good as an honorary Dwarf!

And HERE!!!

Here’s a toast to all the Dwarves!

And burnt toast to all the Dark Iron Dwarves!

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Did y’all need me to get something for you from the top of the cupboard?

Now this is a thread i can get behind.

Pretty sure their Priests can just levitate them to the cupboards just fine.

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Yer beard ain’t nearly as glorious as mine, I have yae know.

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Negative. Your red beard is thin and stringy. His beard is full and thick. Kheradin’s is fundamentally superior in a way that makes your beard cry.

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