Well, I was looking for a good picture of Doom Guy to post in response but then I found where people are shipping him with Charlie from Hazbin Hotel, promptly got confused because that’s a weird crossover and forgot what I was looking for to begin with.
So. Instead, I’ll hug one if you do. Pretty sure I have better defensives! 
[Combs mohawk.]
Challenge accepted. 
Thinks
Y’know, despite how lovely they are, I’ve never had an Elf make me a Cheesecake.
Sold.
Signs contract and takes plate of cheesecake
My name is Inquisitor Grymauch, and Goblins are the best lovers on the Cita- On Azeroth.
Once you go undead, you don’t go back.
My existence proves you wrong.
/waggle
That reminds me of a story from St. Olaf…
LOL Don’t ya just love when that happens? 
I have some decent defensives, tyvm. lol Stoneform and Aspect of the Turtle should help, somewhat. lol We can hug it together. 
Oh dearie, every draenei woman thinks shes an absolute gift to men.
I agree, Dwarves are the best lovers of Beer 
She seems to have a lot of human males under her spell.
Maybe Orc guys have different tastes?
(Analysis): Thread creator’s conclusion is based on biased information, stemming from being a dwarf himself.
(Response): The best lovers are, of course, Mechagnomes. We are, ‘equipped,’ to please all sensibilities, and come with an assortment of tools to enhance the experience even further. Superior intellect coupled with our self-contained toy box results in the best potential experience for a partner. Furthermore, mechanization reduces the energy output cost involved, resulting in the average mechagnome performing for an estimated 234.7% longer than the average dwarf, who is usually too inebriated to even find the necessary biological components.
(Commentary): Once you go Mechagnome, you tell everyone else to get lost and go home.
There’s a difference between thinking and knowing. wink
/waggle
Yeah, one is an opinion and the other is a mental delusion
munches loudly on cheesecake
Hey yoush two… theresh nothing wrong with being #2 in a contesht like this.
checks contract to see if he has fulfilled the requirements for a second slice of cheesecake
Fixed it for you blow kiss
hmm…
(Analysis): Mechanization provides additional on demand stamina, at the cost of close contact comfort.
(Response): Actually, what you’ve described regulates you to the toy we keep under our bed. Hugging, cuddling, and all the physical intimacy parts that make a good lover get thrown out the window. Can you even imagine trying to cuddle what is essentially a cold piece of metal? YUCK. Your dirty talk would also be ruined by your obvious robotic speech patterns.
(Commentary): Goblins are still the best lovers. Trust me, you’re gonna have a blast!
This lass knows how to compliment a dwarf!
Aye, but ya don’t have beards like us dwarves. I’m not denying there’s a significant amount of preference but ya canae deny the effects of a great big beard. A very important man said it as well.
Cold? We have temperature regulation built in. We can be as warm as you want, BB.
(Affirmation): Indeed, the average mechagnome can serve as both cooking fire and furnace.
All that I said and that is the only thing you contest? My overall point still stands.
I just noticed your name.
That is genius.
giggles