Well, pandas suck! 
Back when zandalari trolls first came out, I got a group with 4 zandalari trolls and one orc. Someone requested to kick the orc for the reasion “not a zan troll” and it went through.
I’ve been kicked for daring to need the upgrades in pugs. But my most memorable kick came back in my old account. Took my dk into naxx back in wrath. Back then unholy had desecration as our aoe. Yeah bigglesworth wandered right into it and got caught in one of my aoe strikes. 2 seconds later I see “you have been removed from group” I laughed it off. I mean come on its not my fault the tanks chose to tank the first set of adds right next to him. Lol
I’d kick you for necroing a 1 year old thread but it’s Hella’s and I love Hella!
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I was running with an ex-guildy and he trolled the group hard. Multiple wipes on purpose, he was pulling and wasn’t even the tank. We kicked him, I even voted for his kick because he’d just been complaining he was bored and I figured this was his 12 year old way of getting out of the dungeon.
But then he complained about it like it wasn’t supposed to happen. I ended up leaving the dungeon, exiting game, and eventually leaving the guild. I won’t team up with pieces of trash who “get bored” and think other people’s game time is theirs to be messed with. That really burned my oats.
At least it’s an enjoyable Necro to read.
I once got kicked on my mage for not doing enough DPS, except I was beating the other mage by 20%. I got a message shortly after that said " sorry wrong mage ".
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Kicked because the hunter was afk and someone thought my DK was an afk hunter.
my paladin says hi! (willing to bet that was ME, lol. i was kicked for the same reason.)
RL kicked all the locks because someone set up their closet to summon. There were a lot of locks in the group too, I think they invited a lot of them because they thought it was funny?
Honestly I would kick you for that too. Honestly it sounds like something my 6yo nephew would say. The first thought in my head would literally be “how old is this kid? Kick this kid”. So basically you probably didn’t get kicked because of what you said you probably got kicked because they thought you were a child
Now if you had done the same thing and said “healer is drunk” then that probably would have been funny.
Spires of Ascension:
- Me: land from first flight, start drinking for mana (next pull is pride)
- Tank: Jump 60 yards away into the next pack (rest of group is behind me still in flight)
- Tank dies in 3 seconds due to lack of interrupts.
- (I battle rez)
- People keep falling over due to lack of interrupts, until we eventually wipe
You have been removed from the group
Probably the first time I was ever happy to be kicked. Worst tank I’ve seen with a really, really dumb route. I should have left when I saw the route. Made it very clear that 226 iLvl doesn’t mean you are smart tank.
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You would kick someone because someone else said a word you felt negatively towards? If you’ve never seen a vote-to-kick before, one player initiates a kick against another, and the rest of the group (but not the targeted member) will see the vote pop up with the reason. Onlinecutie was not the origin of ‘farts’.
Tank queued with his friends in Halls. His friends started running off to the right after the first pack. I’m there on the next pack healing them, when I realize our tank hasn’t moved. I go back to heal him fighting the pathing enemies.
Tank screeches wondering why he’s the only one fighting the enemies behind him. I said I was with him and that everyone else went to the right. Tank told me to stop pulling things. I said I didn’t. He insisted I did. I said he and his friends probably weren’t the brightest group of people. His druid friend tried to aggro something onto me as I said that, but it didn’t work. Tank said, “We can get a new healer in 45 seconds” or however much time had passed.
I took the time to /spit on them. I was gonna get kicked anyway… might as well do what little I can.
I queued with a friend at level 15 for deadmines, me the healer him the tank to make my levelling faster, get into the dungeon and tanking bores him so he’s made macros like “is healer afk or just bad” in /say, etc
Not even at first boss yet he does a major pull and deadmines has line of sight issues in the hallways with the bumps so he dies and the entire pull wipes us
He gets insta kicked less than 5mins into the dungeon even though we’re both healer and tank 
i still warn him when we make new characters to not get us kicked like that again
I kid you not, someone was kicked from my group for being a liberal.
Dumbest reason I’ve been kicked from a group is because I died TWICE in a raid, we messed up some stuff and I was only a dps so I wasn’t the main target when we did, at least I found some cooler people to raid with after that : D